Fug Boat

A person who isn’t easy on the eyes.

“This guy I’m talking to on Hinge says his roommate is single. Should we go on a double date?”

“Ask him to send a pic, I’m not getting stuck at dinner with a fug boat.”

by Meeka2493 January 30, 2021

Salad Boat

A type of mustache that completely encircles the mouth opening. The result of growing both a normal mustache and the rarely seen eel wrangler.

Ahmed sported his Eel wrangler for a week before deciding to just make it a Salad Boat instead.

by Beedubbz June 15, 2011

chrome boat

The act of using tin-foil to smoke methamphetamine. The user will cut or rip an elongated section of tin-foil, then slightly crease the middle of the foil strip, lengthwise. This creates a channel for the heated, liquefied methamphetamine to flow. Resulting in a shape that resembles the hull of a boat.

"Hey, I have to work the graveyard shift tonight, I need a chrome boat to help get through the night."

by Greaser13 November 20, 2022

boat stuff

Minnesotan phonetic for "butt stuff".

Margie and I are gonna try boat stuff tonight

by DarkDiggler June 14, 2021

steam-boating

the act of motor boating your anus on a females breast and letting out subtle, noiseless farts.

"hey Johnathan, i bet you wont ask that lady is you could steam-boat her."
"whats steam-boating"
"you know farting on her tits"
"oh, well here i go"

by Racial_slut January 26, 2018

Boat the Bayou

When you shit on a girls chest and motorboat it.

She thought I was going in for the chili dog...instead I decided to boat the bayou all the way home.

by justone April 2, 2015

friend boat

A sailboat you own with your friends. A boat in which you sail all the time and have tons of fun.

"What kind of sailboat do you have?"
"It's a friend boat"

by skot9000 January 23, 2013