Shwaysty Face-ted

(SH-Way-STE Face-tid)

To be really, really, really, really, really, reaally, high.

"After hitting that triple hash bowl, I was Shwaysty Face-ted."

"You look Shwaysty Face-ted."

by FinShaggy October 31, 2011

Uncle Ted

Someone who tries to enter a bathroom stall several times when it is clearly being occupied. The offender, known as the Uncle Ted, will try several times to forcefully open the door seemingly unknowing that someone is in fact using the facilities. Can also be used as the adverb "Uncle Tedded".

"I was in the handicapped stall at the comfort station and some Uncle Ted came in while I was taking a deuce."

by Ranger Ted July 28, 2008

Uncle Ted

A guy who spends an inordinate amount of time in the men's room, and you'd rather not know why.

Jim wondered why that Uncle Ted with the high-topped sneakers was always in the other stall when he took a crap.

by B. Sure January 16, 2003

Uncle Ted

The person in your office who, no matter how frequently or what time it is, is always somewhere in the bathroom when you go in.

Dude I went to the can at noon and at 2, Jim went at 3 and 6:30, and Barry went at 7 and "you know who" was in there EVERY SINGLE TIME! He is such an Uncle Ted!

Those two Uncle Teds from marketing creep me out! They are always hanging out by the sink next to the urinals and I think one of them was trying to sneak a peek at my junk while I peed.

by - Campbell - June 17, 2011

uncle ted

The creepy guy always hanging round in the toilet, patrolling for potential poopers before spending hours in a cubicle.

Dude, you've been in here for 15 minutes!
I know, uncle ted won't fucking leave!

by ninjafloater October 16, 2010

Take a Ted Cruz

When you leave your constituents to freeze to death, so you could go on a vacation.

Man I'm so tired of working for the people of this state, Its so cold and there is no power.

Don't worry you just need to "Take a Ted Cruz" to Cancun for a few weeks.

by FUDGEPOOP February 18, 2021

A Ted cruise

A Ted cruise (n) is the act of leaving behind a cohort of people, usually those you have a duty to work for, while they are in need and/or danger.

Prof: And so students, Nero fled Rome. He went on a Ted cruise, if you will.

by Mayor James February 18, 2021