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Tether the blimp

When a dirty, overweight, sex starved woman hovers around you so much it leaves you with no other option than to fuck her brains out.
Dude, ‘Bama was all over Turtle at the party so he had to tether the blimp.
by Joe Zarthon September 13, 2006
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Gym Teacher-ing

Gym Teacher-ing is defined as one who wears sweatpants and sweatshirts at inappropriate times (like at a party). This comes from the lackadaisical nature of gym teachers and their ability to hold professions which require them to do nothing and still get paid a salary, so in effect pointing out that some one is "Gym Teaching" (wearing sweatpants & sweat shirt) is an insult.
I was lazy and tired to day, so I Gym teached to classed.

"Yo you ready to go to the party?" friend

"Yeah but your not why the hell are you gym teacher-ing right now?" me
by Regs99 April 29, 2010
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Spanish Teacher

fucking idiots trying to teach you a different language that you're never gonna use.
by The_King_Of_New_York January 25, 2019
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Teacher's Pet

The Teacher's Pet is annoying.
by Slynki November 1, 2021
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Teacher

Someone who gets excessively interested every time you say something.
Student:I used to be friends with that girl(chuckling)
Teacher:So why did you get rid of her?
Student mentally curses and explains,although she doesn't really want to.
by SomeoneNew October 14, 2011
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Drama Teacher

God; Jesus's Homeboy; Can beat Chuck Norris in a staring contest; Knows his real name; has never lost The Game.
Stephen Gerard Robert Jackson Clark is the best Drama Teacher.
by Thespian Troupe 5124 March 25, 2008
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teacher

One of Nature's mediocrities who, upon graduation with a snooze-easy degree, is granted dictatorial powers over kids who have, by law, been denied any right of self-defense. So remember, always refer to your children's teachers as "professional educators," not "conceited child-minders" - OR ELSE!!!
Home-school your children; you are the only dedicated teacher they will ever have.
by Special Ed. February 6, 2008
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