tardblog

A site that no longer exists where a special education teacher wrote daily blogs about her handicapped students.

I'm glad they web-archived Tardblog so I can laugh until I cry.

by Captain Obvious April 2, 2004

iPhone Tard

What iPhone owners turn into when they try to type on their iPhone.

Text from iPhone owner - "Anything could ducking happen next week."

Reply from non-tard - "That's right iPhone tard...ducking right!"

by Dr. Carlos Jones March 31, 2009

ebay tard

Some one who thinks they are getting real good deals on ebay when they are getting screwed.

He paid $50 for the monitor + $50 for shipping he could have got it new at office max for $90 what an ebay tard. She didn't get the shipping costs before biding ,her bargain was twice as much as walmarts regular price ebay tardation strikes again. If I pay $10 to ship your crap back to you , you will refund my $5 , what do you think I am an ebay retard. Mikie the yorkie thinks ebay tards should be helped not made fun of.

by mikie the yorkie March 6, 2008

r-tard

A nice way to call an older person a retard....

Son : Listen r-tard this is a mmorpg not a game I am socializing with my friends...

Father : ........I'm not an r-tard.....

by cyph3r November 6, 2006

fat-tard

One who illustrates characteristics of both fatness and mental disability

"Man that bitch is such a fat-tard"

by phippy August 4, 2004

tardacious

Term used to describe one who is a tard, or something in the context of said tard.

Lina, that was such a tardacious comment...

by Poophead January 15, 2004

tard out

When a person begins to become fixed in on a certain object or nothing for an extended period of time. They tend to drop their jaw, not react to things going on around them and sometimes drool.

Student 1: Dude, did you hear what was gonna be on the exam?
Student 2: Nah man, I wasn't really paying attention.
Student 1: Oh yea, I saw you tard out for a while.

by jumpin-jahoosafrats March 29, 2008