surf and turf

A threesome with a blonde and a brunette.

I got a little surf and turf last night.

by Todd K. August 2, 2004

Pic Surfing

The act of skimming thru someone's Facebook pictures in a fast manor.

Hey man did Sarah post the pictures from her party?

Yeah, I saw them while I was "pic surfing".

by kbrun January 21, 2010

Email surfing

What you do if bored on the internet. Involves watching the side-bar adverts on the email site, and then hitting the REFRESH or INBOX buttons to see a different ad. Akin to TV channel-surfing.

"Dude I was so bored yesterday waiting for that girl to email me back that I did some email surfing to pass the time."

"Did you see that identity theft one?"

"Yeah, like TWENTY times!"

by Experimental Mistress October 13, 2009

squat surfing

the act of surfing the web whilst sitting on the toilet making poops

Today I updated my status on facebook while squat surfing

by The Situjason December 22, 2009

Surfing the Snake

When a man masturbates with his own feet

After breaking both arms in a skiing accident Jim resorted to “Surfing the Snake” to get himself off. (Also very popular practice among amputees…..bit of armless fun)

by Alizrob January 12, 2011

surf rage

surf rage is anger displayed by someone who surfs, bodyboards, kite surfs, wind surfs, body surfs and usually results in threats and possible beat downs. This can be triggered by many thing such as drop ins, over crowded days, territory infringment, localism, poor waves, ect...

jr boy: oi! brah, da next time you drop in la dat, i going false crakk you in da face.

john smith: i'm sorry bother, i didn't see you
jr. boy: brah, you come teif da land, what you like teif da water too, ah?
john smith: chill out man, easy with the rage.
jr. boy: boo le, just wait. we go catch you when you come in, den we go lick you in front of all da chicks.
john smith: easy there brother...easy with the "surf rage"

by jr. boi September 17, 2010

Grumble surf

Searching the internet for 'grumble' - grot, indecent images, smut and/or pornography.

N.B. Not to be confused with 'Grumble Serf' - a porn servant, 'cumpanion', or 'rut-monkey'.

"Mam, can you get some tissues when you're at the shops? I fancy a bit of a one-handed grumble surf a bit later. You told me off last time when I didn't wipe down afterwards."

internet pornography masturbation grumble mags self abuse perversion grot-mongering mummy

by Carlos Poco-Caliente July 29, 2010