surf and turf

A threesome with a blonde and a brunette.

I got a little surf and turf last night.

by Todd K. August 2, 2004

Nascar Surfing

A person that claims to surf but can only ride one direction left OR right.

Joey is always out in the line up nascar surfing, he sits on the left side and rides right cause that's the only way that kook can turn

by follow the leader January 22, 2011

Hoop-Surf

to engage in anal sex acts

I can't wait to hoop-surf that wahina!

by Lord Uther February 12, 2003

Email surfing

What you do if bored on the internet. Involves watching the side-bar adverts on the email site, and then hitting the REFRESH or INBOX buttons to see a different ad. Akin to TV channel-surfing.

"Dude I was so bored yesterday waiting for that girl to email me back that I did some email surfing to pass the time."

"Did you see that identity theft one?"

"Yeah, like TWENTY times!"

by Experimental Mistress October 13, 2009

Grumble surf

Searching the internet for 'grumble' - grot, indecent images, smut and/or pornography.

N.B. Not to be confused with 'Grumble Serf' - a porn servant, 'cumpanion', or 'rut-monkey'.

"Mam, can you get some tissues when you're at the shops? I fancy a bit of a one-handed grumble surf a bit later. You told me off last time when I didn't wipe down afterwards."

internet pornography masturbation grumble mags self abuse perversion grot-mongering mummy

by Carlos Poco-Caliente July 29, 2010

Surf mode

Happens when a player of a mmorpg freaks out in an emo ball of rage, and starts spamming game forums with statements like "aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhh!!!!!!111!!!!11!!11!!!11!!! i hate you/..... i hate you /life.", after being ridiculed for starting a noob thread in a different part of the forums. "Surfmode" is Cargan Mode x 10.

Did you hear what Mike did? He freaked out and went all Surf mode on us in the forums yesterday. I'm surprised he's not banned yet!

by dcosta77 February 26, 2009

squat surfing

the act of surfing the web whilst sitting on the toilet making poops

Today I updated my status on facebook while squat surfing

by The Situjason December 22, 2009