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surf and turf

A threesome with a blonde and a brunette.
I got a little surf and turf last night.
by Todd K. August 2, 2004
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Metro Surfing

A term used to describe the sport of standing, with feet planted, on the D.C. Metro while it is moving, trying to avoid falling.
Rules:
1) No touching the chairs, bars, or anything else
2) No using other people as support
3) You feet must remain planted
4) One round last from stop to stop

Any breaking of the rules results in an out. If you are out, you can't participate in the game again until the next stop
There are really random turns on the Metro! My friend and I almost fell down, while Metro Surfing but somehow, survived! After ten stops, I hadn't fallen over yet, and won!
by Kitkatrh December 18, 2012
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surf rage

surf rage is anger displayed by someone who surfs, bodyboards, kite surfs, wind surfs, body surfs and usually results in threats and possible beat downs. This can be triggered by many thing such as drop ins, over crowded days, territory infringment, localism, poor waves, ect...
jr boy: oi! brah, da next time you drop in la dat, i going false crakk you in da face.

john smith: i'm sorry bother, i didn't see you
jr. boy: brah, you come teif da land, what you like teif da water too, ah?
john smith: chill out man, easy with the rage.
jr. boy: boo le, just wait. we go catch you when you come in, den we go lick you in front of all da chicks.
john smith: easy there brother...easy with the "surf rage"
by jr. boi September 17, 2010
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Email surfing

What you do if bored on the internet. Involves watching the side-bar adverts on the email site, and then hitting the REFRESH or INBOX buttons to see a different ad. Akin to TV channel-surfing.
"Dude I was so bored yesterday waiting for that girl to email me back that I did some email surfing to pass the time."

"Did you see that identity theft one?"

"Yeah, like TWENTY times!"
by Experimental Mistress October 13, 2009
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Hoop-Surf

to engage in anal sex acts
I can't wait to hoop-surf that wahina!
by Lord Uther February 12, 2003
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Nascar Surfing

A person that claims to surf but can only ride one direction left OR right.
Joey is always out in the line up nascar surfing, he sits on the left side and rides right cause that's the only way that kook can turn
by follow the leader January 22, 2011
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squat surfing

the act of surfing the web whilst sitting on the toilet making poops
Today I updated my status on facebook while squat surfing
by The Situjason December 22, 2009
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