by Todd K. August 2, 2004
Get the surf and turfmug. Searching the internet for 'grumble' - grot, indecent images, smut and/or pornography.
N.B. Not to be confused with 'Grumble Serf' - a porn servant, 'cumpanion', or 'rut-monkey'.
N.B. Not to be confused with 'Grumble Serf' - a porn servant, 'cumpanion', or 'rut-monkey'.
"Mam, can you get some tissues when you're at the shops? I fancy a bit of a one-handed grumble surf a bit later. You told me off last time when I didn't wipe down afterwards."
internet pornography masturbation grumble mags self abuse perversion grot-mongering mummy
internet pornography masturbation grumble mags self abuse perversion grot-mongering mummy
by Carlos Poco-Caliente July 29, 2010
Get the Grumble surfmug. Joey is always out in the line up nascar surfing, he sits on the left side and rides right cause that's the only way that kook can turn
by follow the leader January 22, 2011
Get the Nascar Surfingmug. After breaking both arms in a skiing accident Jim resorted to “Surfing the Snake” to get himself off. (Also very popular practice among amputees…..bit of armless fun)
by Alizrob January 12, 2011
Get the Surfing the Snakemug. Sexual intercourse, can be used as a proposition; e.g. "do you want to go pipe surfing", can be used in past and present tense. e.g. - female:"I was pipe surfing yesterday at the beach". (Also "surfing the pipe")
by Miked89 September 23, 2013
Get the pipe surfingmug. Happens when a player of a mmorpg freaks out in an emo ball of rage, and starts spamming game forums with statements like "aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhh!!!!!!111!!!!11!!11!!!11!!! i hate you/..... i hate you /life.", after being ridiculed for starting a noob thread in a different part of the forums. "Surfmode" is Cargan Mode x 10.
Did you hear what Mike did? He freaked out and went all Surf mode on us in the forums yesterday. I'm surprised he's not banned yet!
by dcosta77 February 26, 2009
Get the Surf modemug. by The Situjason December 22, 2009
Get the squat surfingmug.