surf and turf

A threesome with a blonde and a brunette.

I got a little surf and turf last night.

by Todd K. August 2, 2004

squat surfing

the act of surfing the web whilst sitting on the toilet making poops

Today I updated my status on facebook while squat surfing

by The Situjason December 22, 2009

Grumble surf

Searching the internet for 'grumble' - grot, indecent images, smut and/or pornography.

N.B. Not to be confused with 'Grumble Serf' - a porn servant, 'cumpanion', or 'rut-monkey'.

"Mam, can you get some tissues when you're at the shops? I fancy a bit of a one-handed grumble surf a bit later. You told me off last time when I didn't wipe down afterwards."

internet pornography masturbation grumble mags self abuse perversion grot-mongering mummy

by Carlos Poco-Caliente July 29, 2010

Hoop-Surf

to engage in anal sex acts

I can't wait to hoop-surf that wahina!

by Lord Uther February 12, 2003

Surf mode

Happens when a player of a mmorpg freaks out in an emo ball of rage, and starts spamming game forums with statements like "aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhh!!!!!!111!!!!11!!11!!!11!!! i hate you/..... i hate you /life.", after being ridiculed for starting a noob thread in a different part of the forums. "Surfmode" is Cargan Mode x 10.

Did you hear what Mike did? He freaked out and went all Surf mode on us in the forums yesterday. I'm surprised he's not banned yet!

by dcosta77 February 26, 2009

Surfing the Snake

When a man masturbates with his own feet

After breaking both arms in a skiing accident Jim resorted to “Surfing the Snake” to get himself off. (Also very popular practice among amputees…..bit of armless fun)

by Alizrob January 12, 2011

Pic Surfing

The act of skimming thru someone's Facebook pictures in a fast manor.

Hey man did Sarah post the pictures from her party?

Yeah, I saw them while I was "pic surfing".

by kbrun January 21, 2010