1. When playing settlers of Catan and an opponent takes the best positions available.
2. (a)When your friends are doing or say something completely expected. *Note: this is not a surprise but just sarcasm.
(b) You can also say it when you do surprise someone
2. (a)When your friends are doing or say something completely expected. *Note: this is not a surprise but just sarcasm.
(b) You can also say it when you do surprise someone
ex. Friend Simon places a settlement on a brick, wood, and brick spot with high probabilities of being chosen. "Surprise of the century."
example: I find my friend playing the same video game after I get back from school, "Surprise of the century."
example: I find my friend playing the same video game after I get back from school, "Surprise of the century."
by hacker lovers May 6, 2009
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David: "dude, jenna was being a bitch lately so i surprise fireman'ed her last night."
kyle: "nice, that oughta do the trick!"
kyle: "nice, that oughta do the trick!"
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Surjo is a very handsome guy who is taller than average with a great body frame and beautiful tan skin as if kissed by the sun. His smile is innocent but yet provocative and strong. Surjo has a contagious laugh that comes from the gut. He's an intelligent person with great aspirations. He tends to be a bit superficial but also realistic and honest. He's filled with compliments and really gives off a nice subtle positive vibe. Surjo is a hard worker who keeps his eyes on the prize if it benefits himself. He know's how to treat a woman but won't settle for just anyone. His high standards tends to keep him lonely but he's fueled by desire to accomplish his long term goals. Surjo is kind-hearted and can be a lot more than he thinks he can but he just hasn't met the right people in life yet. It's nice to have him around.
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Guy 2: Damn thats quite the big surprise!
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Sally was on her rag and demanded her husband Lloyd bring her a fresh Hot Chocolate Surprise. Upon consumption, Sally's cramps subsided. Lloyd ran for towels.
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Get the Hot Chocolate Surprise mug.1. One who specializes in the seduction of "innocent" or "pure" girls who happen to be virgins or close to virgin status.
2. A doctor or specialist who specializes in repairs towards a second virginity through surgery for a woman who has had sex and had her hymen broken.
2. A doctor or specialist who specializes in repairs towards a second virginity through surgery for a woman who has had sex and had her hymen broken.
1. Damn, I has sex with another hot virgin last night and popped her cherry. You may bow down and call me the 'Virgin Surgeon'.
2. Jim wanted his wife to be tight again, so he sent her to the virgin surgeon.
2. Jim wanted his wife to be tight again, so he sent her to the virgin surgeon.
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Girl: "Why were you in the bathroom for so long? We just had sex. Were you beating the dead goat?"
Guy: "No of course not! I was just enjoying a good squat and surf session to let my buddies on Facebook know that I totally just boned you."
Guy: "No of course not! I was just enjoying a good squat and surf session to let my buddies on Facebook know that I totally just boned you."
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