Super Mario

A Plumber for Nintendo who does Mushrooms and Has been doing them for almost 30 years or so. Every time, he stumbles in a endless Search of a princess that does not give a single shred of attention to him and Defeat this Turtle/Dragon/Dinosour/Ke$ha being who likes castles and Has been begging to get into The princesses Panties every time but most likely has because there is no way Bowser can wait that long for a peice of Ass. Mario usally can be found talking to his gay brother Luigi about Saving "HER" again for the 50th time and with his Slaves or the Toby/Tyrone-Named Midgets, "Toads" and their all the Same height and have the same voice. Sometimes Reggie Fills or whoever runs Nintendo would find Mario and Force to Play random Sports and Drive Go Karts or Be in a fighting Games that Have all of Nintendos Prositutes like Samus Aran, the most Succulent Truffle I have ever tasted

Kid that Never Played a Game: "Who is That, Daddy? Is that Super Mario?"

Dad: "Oh no, Hes High Again! We are leaving Son!

Kid: "But Mario looks like Hes Making a New Game! Super Mario Sexy time with Luigi!?"

by F0REVER UNREAL March 14, 2011

SUPER SICK

Way better than sick, cool, nice etc, when something is too damn awesome or gnarly, calling it super sick is the word for it.

"Robin came outside with some red velvet Zanotti Giuseppe sneakers, them hoes were super sick."

by Fall Gang April 19, 2016

Super Senior

Somebody who's been in high school longer than they are suppose to

Damn how long you been in school bro, you a super senior.

by @Fleesidepete IG November 22, 2022

super penis

When you use your penis that is over 12 inches on soft and shaped like a baseball bat which you fight crime in low level cities and prison and fuck your mom

I used my super penis to fuck your mom and save your city last night

by Carlose spicy Weinner January 21, 2017

super-married

When one is not only married, but also happy with said marriage.

David isn't joining us for the game because he wants to spend time with his wife. He's super-married.

by alxdr August 19, 2009

Super Cunt

A very difficult or super unpleasant female, usually acting a fool, screaming, not being able to maintain their composure.

"That chick was a super cunt after she had 3 drinks"

by sizzology January 26, 2019

super bologna

A very erotic sex act in which the male wraps a thin slice of bologna around his penis and engages in sexual intercourse. The male then ejaculates on the bologna and fries it makes a sandwich with it.

Don't go in that room! He's making a super bologna sandwich!

by Ryan_Lalonde June 17, 2008