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Smacker station

A store that sells pens/vapes to under age teens.
Bro: Aye bro you tryna go to the smacker station
Other bro: he’ll yea you got $10 for that smacker
by The boysss April 3, 2020
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lesbian situationship

what those bitches in sally rooney books have going on.
"What happens to Frances and Bobbi at the end of Conversations with Friends?"
"They're in an unresolved lesbian situationship."
by lesbiankarlmarx February 15, 2023
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rum situation

A really shitty situation that is so bad it burns your soul like a shot of foul nasty rum. Eventually it will lead to rum blindness.
Kids: our dad died and left us with all kinds of unresolved feelings and also left us in a struggle to gain control of his company.

Step-dad: it's a rum situation

Chiefly British
by KatyMarley April 17, 2023
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Train Station

Person 1: How does Jacob have a new hook-up every week?
Person 2: Because he has a tight train station!
by DDaegan July 20, 2023
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Brown noise situation

Exaggerated chaos that ensues following a relatively small act or event. Refers to Episode 317 of South Park in which Cartman's mission to find the brown noise creates a domino effect that leads to devestation and destruction around the world
(Random person's thoughts as they happen) "oh shit I just tripped over, whoops and I knocked over that glass of water at the same time, oh my god and it's gone all over that lamp and OVER THE WIRES &!%£$%^AAAAARRGGHHH BROWN NOISE SITUATION!!"
by K Ellis January 9, 2009
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Swiss the situation

to smooth over, without admitting to any wrong doing. To slide by. To not face the situation.
Don't swiss the situation.
He's trying to swiss the situation.
by A day in the life... October 28, 2010
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Schroedinger's situation

When you are so broke that you incur penalties causing you to become more broke, thus incurring more penalties.
You are in Schroedinger's situation when you don't have the money to fix a broken taillight, so the cops give you a ticket. You pay the ticket, thereby incurring an overdraft charge. And so on.
by harmless_drudge May 9, 2011
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