Carlsbad Stoners

Stoners are what the word just explains. They go out around Carlsbad and find the "primest spots to toke at brah" most of them are skinny kids with severe ADHD. The other half of them are the Carlsbad lacrosse team. The "Rats" in Carlsbad are stoners which noone in Carlsbad cares for except if you're a rat.

On the opposite side there are the people who are opposed to stoners. These mostly consist of bitchy girls from Carlsbad High's Sound Express Choir class. They will say "Oh my god, that's bad for you." Then they will turn around and do it with the stoners. They pretend like they care when in actuality they are just pissed they want to get high but dont want the reputation. They are dumb.

The last side you can be on is the observers. They dont give two shakes what you do.

All in all Carlsbad's a sick place if you're a stoner. Or so ive heard.

Hey wanna go smoke weed?
Yeah we live in Carlsbad.
I guess that's why we are Carlsbad Stoners

by Downsimous Prime April 25, 2009

stoner journal

A journal of the random thoughts and ideas that come to you when you're high.

I read my stoner journal this morning from last night and I couldn't remember any of it.

by Mike TG April 5, 2007

Stoner Sex

Slower Sex.

"Dude, today I had Stoner Sex with this girl"

"What is stoner sex?"
"Sex, but really slow."

by this is for chu. August 22, 2009

stoner colors

A term meaning that u do drugs used by people in millville pa

I just go a pair of shoes that have stoner colors

by chris from millville pa May 5, 2010

stoner's jesus

Bob Marley.

Bob Marley is the stoner's jesus.

by bleeebleee January 4, 2009

Stoner Coma

The comatose-like state that quickly follows after smoking some dank-ass indica. The effect can also be produced with certain other buds and the people most susceptible to a Stoner Coma are people who are new to smoking the cannabis plant.

Josh: Damn man!
Jarred: What's wrong?
Josh: That purp indica shit we got the other day put Rob into a stoner coma!
Rob: ZzzzZzzz

by Spartan1010 June 12, 2008

stoner cat

A stoner kitty that grew up.

You remember Jadice my stoner kitty? She's a full grown stoner cat now.

by temporalwisard November 9, 2007