shartah

ugly, boring, loserish, tuna fish smell

Look at that shartah, someone tell her to close her legs

by ih8u2 July 18, 2007

Demonic Spartan

A Goatse-loving IRC newb.

OMG I HAD MANSECHZ WITH DEMONIC SPARTAN AND IT WAS GOOD!!1111!!!1!!!1!!eleven

by HunterXI January 17, 2005

Spartan

Any person who will go without a shirt, sometimes at an inappropriate place or time, only doing so to brandish muscles or tattoos in an attempt to garner female attention. Spartans were commonly found at pools, parks or the occasional laundromat, but are now turning up in clubs, raves, and anywhere else a high concentration of women may exist.

James hoped that by going spartan he might be able to score with a girl at the rave that night.

by XombieShovel August 14, 2009

smartass-know-it-all

Bill W.

When Bill W. has something to say, he thinks he's a smartass-know-it-all.

by Shell S. August 12, 2003

smartass

one who is not streetwise.

It is difficult for smartasses to live in this crime-prone area.

by uttam maharjan November 18, 2011

Walmart Spartan

A fan of the University of Michigan who has never attended the school and roots for them while wearing one or more of the following: -$5.00 Michigan State shirt bought at Wal-Mart usually accompanied by: A mullet, NASCAR hat ,Hunting clothes.

Oh ignore him, he never went here. He's a Walmart Spartan

by Spankbankboogy October 15, 2010

spartan

Sarcastic remark that on the surface appears very masculine buti s truly gay. Fact: Older Spartans often had anal sex with the younger, not quite soldier, spartans. Then when they would go off and battle they would fuck each other.

Don't ask don't tell is Spartan.
Brokeback mountain is Spartan.
Long hunting trips are Spartan.

by Legbah February 7, 2008