Starfish shooting stars

When you are trying so hard to push a shit, you hold your breath until your face is red and you about pass the F out resulting in seeing stars.

I ate and drank so much over the past few days I was in the shitter at work until my starfish shooting stars

by Erich Miller March 2, 2021

the starfish

the rarest sleeping position. named after the starfish sea creature, you put your arms behind your head and spread out your legs. not very space effective, but comfortable enough.

"the starfish is the rarest sleeping position. most favor the fetal position."

by fellownapper April 9, 2021

Saved that starfish

A phrase used when one solves a minute problem.

It is particularly useful when others in close proximity are unnecessarily stressed over the aforementioned bother.

A professor is giving a lecture with a PowerPoint. One slide has a minor typo and the entire class becomes disgruntled. Annoyed by the complaining students, and his embarrassing blunder, the professor edits the PowerPoint and mutters, “whew, we saved that starfish.”

by TheSavedStarfish May 29, 2021

Italian Starfish

A sexual act involving one man and 5 women. One woman rides the man and the both four get pleasured by the other limbs (2 fingered, 2 toed)

James - "what did you get up to last night?"
Micheal - "me and those birds did the Italian starfish all night"

by The_GAA_MAN December 8, 2024

Starfish

Someone who's a little slow, whether physically, mentally, or spiritually.

"I'm sorry but I just can't deal with him today, he is always starfished out."
"your brother is such a starfish"

by youcanttunafish June 18, 2025

Starfish

It’s a passive sexual position where a less interested woman usually drunk just lays down arms and legs spread to resemble a starfish. Mind is often filled with thoughts of Hermes or Chanel. The position is more popular toward the end of the month when rent is due.

Girl, just do a couple shots, starfish for him and we’ll get flown out to Ibiza

by theoriginalpussmelier June 30, 2025

Starfish Picker

A phrase used to describe someone who scratches their bare ass, a bit too deep

I wouldn’t ever touch his hand, he’s the neighborhood “starfish picker”

by Terrytreehead December 14, 2025