chocolate covered starfish

When you shit on a boring girl during sex, and she's still unresponsive.

I had to throw that chocolate covered starfish in the shower after we were done.

by Haloyoyo September 14, 2013

French starfish

When you and your partner spread your butt cheeks and touch anuses in a circular motion.

I walked in on my mom and dad doing the French starfish and was scarred for life. I can still smell it

by cdbruce August 19, 2023

exploding starfish

When one sits down to defecate and an uncontrolled sneeze or cough causes a sudden full force purge through one's butthole.

I was smoking on the toilet and coughed. It was the worst exploding starfish of my life. Totally blown out for a second.

by Half Time July 19, 2021

Rainbow Starfish

One dude laying on they back, one dude laying on they stomach. Slide together like you’re putting two scissors together and boom, you got a rainbow starfish.

I was chilling with my boys last night, we got a lil excited and hit a rainbow starfish.

by HadesXero April 9, 2024

Starfishing

When your girlfriend in laying naked on her stomach with her legs and arms spread open while waiting on your little friend.

When I got home from work my girlfriend was in bed starfishing.

by BiggieSmallz! June 28, 2024

dusty starfish

Your asshole

Him: hey babe would you send me a pic
Her: of my dusty starfish? Sure <3

by doughnuthoee October 1, 2022

Starfish, starUfish, starfisH

Starfish, starUfish, starfisH

Starfish, starUfish, starfisH

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025