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by P3AK December 3, 2021
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King Squisher

What is objectively the only correct way to refer to a binder
A: So I heard you wanted to buy something?
B: Yeah a binder,
A: A what now?
B: Look it up.
A: Ohhhhh ok, personally I think it should be called something else.
A: A squisher,
A: A King squisher.
B: Pfttt that is so dumb I love it.
by A_WierdoInTheGalaxy December 4, 2021
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Squish Face

A type of smile in which the lips and mouth are pressed flat together across the face with the corners of the lips curved upwards resulting in something akin to the :3 emoticon.

Squish Face occurs as a result of something that makes one extremely happy or excited, or as a result of pure goofiness. Squish Face is often accompanied by bouncing, wiggling, flailing, squeaking, huffing or a small dance which may incorporate one or all elements here in described.

Most often displayed in carefree geeky/art/nerds/goofs with an extremely healthy inner child and who may possibly be a furry.
1. When he/she/I heard about the new Tron movie he/she/I bounced up and down huffing and making a squish face.

2. After finding (some awesome event or practice) online she/he/I glombed him/her/me making a squish face

3. After returning home he/she/I immediately tackled him/her/me and made a squish face.

4. I/He/She ran flailing making a squish face for absolutely no reason.
by ClockworkDragon December 1, 2010
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DIRTY SQUISH

DIRTY SQUISH

Walking barefoot in a big pile of soft dog shit and it squishes up between toes.
He did a DIRTY SQUISH when he stepped in the soft dog shit barefoot
by Emily, Who Dat, Dickenson October 4, 2010
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Squish a Fish

1. proper n.--An unsuccessful idea for a child's story. Not to be confused with "Squish THE Fish," a flash animation program on the web put out by the Chicago Shedd's Aquarium.

2. v. phrase--To give a bear hug to somebody, especially someone who is very young, and especially if they were just recently in a swimming pool.
"Come on, Beck, I wanna Squish a Fish!"
"No! I'm not a fish; and you crushed my ribs the last time!"
by ObscuredOne November 18, 2006
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Chocolate Squishee

When a girl diarrheas into a cup, and then you use the contents of the cup for lube to fuck her up the ass.
"I totally gave this chick a Chocolate Squishee last night."
by wordsmith11 May 30, 2008
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SquishySaturn

To cover your penis and/or your partner with jell-O and repeatedly slap them in the face with you penis..
dude, last night i gave my girlfriend a wicked SquishySaturn, we used cherry flavored Jell-O
by The SquishySaturn March 11, 2009
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