Squash Bitch

Someone who reckons they're shit hot at squash, and yet when they play you, they're like some sort of retard.

Hey Martyn, you said you were gonna roast me, and yet you just lost 4-0. I mean, 4 feckin 0. You're some sort of Squash Bitch. Retard.

by Lard1 February 22, 2011

Squashed

To be sat on and get your toes licked

Oh no I was in my room and someone squashed me

by COOLGIRL357 September 22, 2018

Yellow Squash

Zucchini

Alright, I won't elaborate on how I found this out, it's a long story. Let's just say that it took me and a friend buying the wrong thing twice, wasting money, and being yelled at for it. If a Korean recipe calls for yellow squash or blue pumpkin, they probably mean zucchini. Damn, they can hardly speak the language sometimes yet they decide to make up a few words of their own. I don't understand it, I really don't :<

Mother: You! Get me..yellow squash!
Me: *leaves and comes back with yellow squash*
Mother: AAaaghh! Stupid! That not yellow squash! Go get mommy yellow squash!

by Voodoo Squash June 23, 2004

squid squisher

an over powered motorcycle bought by fresh out of boot camp navy personnel, and then driven at high speed into an overpass in the desert, resulting in one less douchebag on wheels.

boatswain's mate first class jones" where's seaman apprentice smith? "

seaman carter " he bought a squid squisher yesterday and they are still peeling parts of him off I-8 "

by phaedrider June 15, 2010

Shark Squash

A person who likes it in the ear and is normally retarded.

Bro adriana is such a shark squash." "Yea dude shes so crazy.

by saket yo April 26, 2011

squishie

My nickname @ NCC

Hi! My name is Squishie

by Tom Smith October 7, 2003

squash

To pop a squat. To take a shit. Disposing of bodily waste.

Cory squashed by a tree during practice.

by b stouff May 3, 2004