SpongeBob's Day

Spongebob's birthday: July Fourteenth

Guy: are you going to celebrate SpongeBob's Day?
Guy 2: No, are you?
Guy: Yes, I am.

by Oslemen May 28, 2023

spongebob

a bottom

antony is such a spongebob man!

by definitelynotmeiswear November 24, 2020

Spongebob

My yellow, sqare nigga who always got my back no matter what the prob is

Me:ey yo spongebob don't tell Patrick I shit my pants
Spongebob: I got you homey *craps pants*
Me: you my nigga

by Ay girl October 23, 2017

Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome.

Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome (Professionally abbreviated to FSKS) is a rare physical symptom on mainly mens knees where the knees turn lightly yellow with black lumps which resemble the key patterns of famous cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants. This is caused of a lack of blood flow in the fingers which cause the ears, nipples, toes, nose and especially the knees which is what causes the knees to turn pale and slightly yellow. The black lumps on the knees can cause slight irritation but nothing more.

“The new born baby is born with Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome.”

by SonnyK December 23, 2024

spongebob spaceship rodeo

when you are having secret tickle time with someone and you are wearing a penis glove when you have reached the climactic point you will pull your meat candle out of the cave with red walls and you will pee in the penis glove and the but it on the persons head simmilar to how one might wear a astronaut hemet

i was with this underaged girl and i realy felt like giving her a spongebob spaceship rodeo

by cleetus mcfeetus September 11, 2024

spongebob case

Not UPPER CASE, not lower case, but sPoNGebOB cASE.

Bryan: I'm not gonna get my cancer treated, the medical bills would bankrupt me

US healthcare system: tHE mEDiCAl bILLs wOUlD baNKrUpT mE

(The submission form wanted me to use the word 'spongebob case' in the example. But it didn't serve the joke, and the meme is widely known, hence this unnecessary text. Ideally the editor will remove this text before publication.)

by qsdfghjklm December 18, 2023

The Spongebob

Is when a person lies on the bed with their head hanging off of the side. Then their partner inserts their penis in their moth and they deep throat it. The person with the penis in their mouth then proceeds to take their hand and rub it on their throat while laughing like Spongebob SquarePants thoroughly massaging the penis..

“Did you hear that Jenny gave Kobe The Spongebob?”

by DoIMakeYouRandy? March 17, 2024