sock shover

A person that derives pleasure by shoving, or stuffing socks up their own anus. The purpose is to fill the anus with one of two socks to create a huge, pleasureable bowel movement and hold on to them by suppressing movements until you are ready to cum. This technique works best when the bowels are already full and sphincter is lubed with feces. Use a pair of white socks for maximum effect.

I love being a sock shover and passing huge brown n' white swirly turds.

by Catholic Virgin December 11, 2007

Sock Smooch

When on the bottom of a 69 with a female who has been previously " Pink Socked " and her butthole starts pushing out and uou get worried that its goona keep coming out to the point it gives you a kiss on the forehead.

We were 69ing and her butthole pushed out and " Sock Smooched" me right on the forehead.

by SoggyBottomz July 14, 2015

Poop sock

A sock used as temporary storage for human excrement (usually shit) generally used by people who either don't have access to toilets, or hardcore gamers who also don't have access to a toilet because you can't pause online games, mom.

Oh shit mom sound the poop sock, forgot to throw it out after the roblox gaming shesh!

by TWEFJ November 29, 2019

Electric Socks

The Socks Of The Future

Bob:OMG Jim Watcha Wearin?

Jim: The New Electric Socks They Automatically Warm Up Your Feet When It's Cold Out!

Bob:WOW!

by Seagulls Of Satan September 27, 2008

Entertainment Sock

A sock that is used as a cock sheath in order to catch a gentleman's relish.

There were no tissues left in the box so he reached for his entertainment sock.

by rhymen78 August 29, 2013

Sock Bomb

When your smoking weed and after breathing in you exhale into a sock and then after a couple times you inhale from the sock

Bruh I was so after I nailed a sock bomb last night

by InTheWeeds1203 June 3, 2015

sock tucker

A derivative of cork soaker. A cock sucker. One who gobbles the baloney pony.

Look at that sock tucker run........

by Repeter September 15, 2007