sock shover

A person that derives pleasure by shoving, or stuffing socks up their own anus. The purpose is to fill the anus with one of two socks to create a huge, pleasureable bowel movement and hold on to them by suppressing movements until you are ready to cum. This technique works best when the bowels are already full and sphincter is lubed with feces. Use a pair of white socks for maximum effect.

I love being a sock shover and passing huge brown n' white swirly turds.

by Catholic Virgin November 14, 2007

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road sock

The sock you use for masturbation on long road trips by yourself.

"Dude, I hate the long drive to my parents place!"
"Why don't you just bring a road sock and spank it while you drive?"

by Xaxen September 26, 2007

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sock trick

To masturbate and or ejaculate three times in one day (24 hours)

Guy 1: dude I was so bored yesterday I pulled a sock trick
Guy 2: dude you really need a girlfriend.
Guy 1: I know.....

by sindian82 December 25, 2011

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sock-popping

Adjective. Used to describe something of exceptionally good or high quality.

Variations: "pop socks"

Synonym(s): orgasmic

Origin: "knocked my socks off" (set phrase)

"The movie was f*ing sock-popping!"
"Think that was good? This one will pop socks!"

by eatyoda June 22, 2005

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