sock shover

A person that derives pleasure by shoving, or stuffing socks up their own anus. The purpose is to fill the anus with one of two socks to create a huge, pleasureable bowel movement and hold on to them by suppressing movements until you are ready to cum. This technique works best when the bowels are already full and sphincter is lubed with feces. Use a pair of white socks for maximum effect.

I love being a sock shover and passing huge brown n' white swirly turds.

by Catholic Virgin December 11, 2007

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Burnt Sock

Burnt sock is the result of copious amount of anal sex, causing high levels of friction within the anus. After the inevitable combusion, the interior rapidly prolapses. The result is a burnt sock (similar to pink sock).

Man, I fucked Carey in the ass for over 40 minutes! She fucking burnt socked on me!

by Alvin the fudge packer October 9, 2010

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Albuquerque Sock

Tattooing a "Sleeve" of images, or montages, on ones lower leg so that when you wear baggy shorts it gives the appearance of a having a fully tattooed leg. Very common in Albuquerque NM.

Hey did you see the Albuquerque Socks on that guy? one side was a bunch of Devils and the other was Angels. Looks like he got those tatts in jail.

by Victor Strange July 25, 2010

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sock-popping

Adjective. Used to describe something of exceptionally good or high quality.

Variations: "pop socks"

Synonym(s): orgasmic

Origin: "knocked my socks off" (set phrase)

"The movie was f*ing sock-popping!"
"Think that was good? This one will pop socks!"

by eatyoda July 1, 2005

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