punting the snail

Used as the name of a vague sexual act, most often to cover up the fact that one's claims about his or her sex life are contrived.

"Dude, I totally hooked up with that girl from across town again last night! It was pretty kinky."

"Oh really? What'd you do?"

"What'd I do? Oh, um, dude, I was totally...punting the snail."

by aitchrjay August 5, 2012

snail emoji

used when someone is being annoying or unfunny

@passionate is being such a 🐌 (snail emoji)

by pipiup May 11, 2022

Barking Snail

a premature ejaculating micro penis

i really likes this guy but he turned out to be a barking snail

by bght33 July 24, 2020

snail pussy

a WAP that’s always a little juicy (if you were to drag it around there would be a trail)

I don’t like going commando because I have a snail pussy

by tummypit January 19, 2024

Human Snailing

The act of using a blanked to curl into a ball, And ejaculating in order to move, leaving a trail of semen on the floor, like a snail.

Me and my friends tried Human Snailing for the first time.

by urethraworms September 1, 2024

Snailing

When a woman takes her vagina on him/her and drags it from the forehead on to the chin leaving a trail just like snail

Friend : ohh he’s cute I would love to fuck him
Female: girl I’m trying to go snailing all over him

by Jayjjuciy February 5, 2020

Be a snail

Be a snail

Any friend that is down on themselves about any image issue, simply reply - Be a snail and love the shell your in

by PrillyPootlePositivity May 12, 2024