Sleep j

when you give a sleeping person a bj (blow job)

dear husband was passed out on the couch again and I was so frustrated I gave him a sleep j in hopes of rousing him

by super8mm October 28, 2011

Can't sleep?

If you don't sleep, make sure you don't take any pills, and go outside often, fresh air will come in handy. It’s even better if you think of fond memories before bed, and something that makes you happy. If you still can’t fall asleep, and feel tired, and reluctant, see a doctor, it may be something more serious.

Can't sleep? See this text through.

by Danica :) March 4, 2021

Trying to sleep

When evrey embarrassing moment ever comes to your head

I'm trying to sleep

by Jakiemoo May 31, 2018

makeup sleep

It's like makeup sex in a sense that it's a really good sleep that you get after feeling shitty.

Man I was so tired after finals, I took a shower and passed out for like 18 hours, it was the best makeup sleep of my life!

by Haven't met you yet June 16, 2011

sleep shuttle

the cautious walk one takes to bed after waking up on the couch taking care not to make any sudden moves or take on any tasks as to not wake yourself up completely before getting to the bed

Man, that load of laundry I didnt fold earlier derailed the sleep shuttle when i got to the bedroom and found it still on the bed. It'll take me an hour to fall asleep now!

by rhyynno March 29, 2010

Sleep Walking

You walk, while sleeping. Somehow, you manage to dodge objects and mutter useless crap and pretend no one is arond you.

Sleep walking dude - mmm....mm........mmmmmm.....

by Ron Cheung July 19, 2004

sleep drunk

The state of the mind and body after being sleep deprived. Has similar symptoms to being drunk such as forgetfulness, laughing at things that aren't really that funny, and irritability.

After I only got two hours of sleep, I went into work completely sleep drunk. I was in a mild daze for the entire morning.

by DROCK2265 June 10, 2012