Skater Clan

Kids in Andover that are often judged by other kids in Andover. Brought together because all of them have fucked up lives or families, they don't judge much, from the outside they look like a bunch of stoners or druggies or creeps. Their differences bring them together and together they are a second family to make up for the ones they don't have. If you get a spot in the family, you'll always have a spot in the family and they'll always care about you.

"Dude, you know the Skater Clan?"
"I heard they're a bunch of stoner creeps."
"No way man, they're all wicked chill."

by anonomyousone November 12, 2011

Skateboat

The trash skateboard one rides on rainy days. Bearings are janky and slow, likely been wd-40d at least six times. The deck looks like a chewed up popsicle stick with griptape on it. The wheels might be bigger, old, chipped up longboard wheels that look like they rode over a bed of nails. (A person might want big wheels to compensate for the bad bearings.) The trucks could be part Independent, part Thunder, with some old bushings from a kiddie skateboard. It's the board made from odds and ends, perfect for subjecting to torture like wet pavement.

There's no way I'm walking to work today. I don't care if it's raining, I'm taking the skateboat.

Gilbert: "It's wet outside. I want to skate, but I don't want to ride my Powell Peralta."

Marty: "Dude! Take your Skateboat!"

by harebear January 14, 2013

Skat ass

A combination for 'skinny fat ass'. It's someone who eats whatever they want whenever they want but they are somehow still skinny

My boyfriend is such a skat ass, he eats like 6 meals a day but he is still so skinny!

by CarmanCop17 May 27, 2015

skateboard barbie

A skateboard barbie is a girl who is very fashionable and wears a lot of makeup, but is very good at skateboarding.

Alice: After I'm done putting my makeup on, let's go to the skate park!
Tom: Oh Alice, you're such a skateboard barbie!

by Skateboard Barbie August 7, 2015

Skate Rape

When you eat shit so hard while skateboarding that you black out and forget what happened

"One minute I was skateboarding, then before I realized it I was in the Hospital"
"Sounds like you got slipped a skate rape"

by Frokey August 3, 2016

Skater Rob

Skater Rob is a super wicked Skater, He can do any trick you can think of, he is also a professional Skate 3 player(Also Any other Skating Game in existence). He is the Number One ranked player in True Skate. An has performed all tricks from the game at once... in real life.

Broooooo Skater Rob is my idle brooo

by SkaterRobFanBoy April 10, 2019

Skaters (skateboarding)

A skater is someone who knows how to ride a skateboard around. They don’t have to know how to do any tricks to be a skater, it can just simply be their hobby. Though most beginner skaters are the ones who do not know many tricks, there are also long-time skaters that just like to cruise around rather than trickskate. How many tricks they know does not determine how much time they have skated. For example, many skaters take breaks from the hobby to focus on other things. Skaters may wear shoes such as Vans, DCs, Nike, Adidas, etc. You don’t have to wear a certain shoe to be a skater, although skate shoes are made for the hobby and may work better for you. Poser Skaters are people who tend to make fun of beginners, and skate only just to become popular or look cool. Whether they’re good or bad skaters, they are still a poser. That is what posers do, pose for attention. You may see posers wearing Thrasher or Vans. A lot of real skaters wear both of those too, there is no way to determine a poser skater just by what they wear.

Skaters (skateboarding) are people who know how to ride a skateboard.
New Skater: I only know how to ollie, but I try my best everyday to learn more!
Poser Skater: Really? I know how to ollie, grind, AND kickflip. I learned in only 1 week! LOL get on my level!
Long-time Skater: Hey you, do you even know what you are talking about? Skating is made to be fun or to ride around faster, it is not a competition!

by skiccan July 14, 2019