shotgun texting

To send a huge text message all at once, resulting in text messages being split in to parts. at the other end those parts, often come in all jumbled up and fills the cell phone screen.

Sometimes not all the "parts" get through — "hits the target"
Long winded shotgun message (100 characters or so)
<send>

Receiver sees:
Part 2/3 section of long winded message...
Part 3/3 section of long winded message...
Part 1/3 section of long winded message...

Receiver responds,
Whoa dude! machine gun texting might be annoying, but shotgun texting is not much better. It's all mixed up.
by cdpage January 06, 2012
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bottom shotgun

Blowing or pumping marijuana smoke into some fag's ass.
Dyllon was tied up naked on the floor with his ass in the air begging his boyfriend for a bottom shotgun.
by Lemmesmash1460 May 27, 2017
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Shotgun Shit

The act of blasting soft brown balls of shit out of your ass in a fashion that closely resembles smelly buckshot. This is typically done in either a public or a private restroom.
Dude. Taco Bell gave me the shotgun shits so bad, I had to call the plumber and priest.
by Drewbidoo July 22, 2021
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SHOTGUN DAMMIT

Codeword shotgun means that you called shotgun and well dammit
Shotgun” “ DAMMIT GRIF I SAID SHOTGUN” as in SHOTGUN DAMMIT
by A little salty August 16, 2018
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Oklahoma shotgun

The act of cumming in a water gun that's half way filled with red dirt, and after spreading the girls flaps real wide, squirting the stuff in like a shotgun.
I put extra red dirt in my Oklahoma Shotgun
by Cheesy bo beezy January 07, 2016
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shotgun wedding

(Idiom) where extenuating circumstances mean that for either honour or pressure from a family.
The source of this is a wedding where a man was forced to marry a woman he impregnated. Her father held a shotgun to him at all times.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 04, 2004
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Cumbria Shotgun

Called after someone else calls Shotgun, the Cumbria Shotgun overrides the original shotgun because if the original shotgun caller doesn't move out of your seat, you actually go on a mad shotgun killing spree. Google "Cumbria Shootings".
*Derrick and his twin are about to get into a car*
David: SHOTGUN!
Derrick: CUMBRIA SHOTGUN!
David: Mate, I already called shotgun. I'm getting in the front!
Derrick: CUMBRIA. FUCKING. SHOTGUN. *Chk-CHK*
by Tactful June 07, 2010
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