Shit

Somthing that happens when you least expect it.

My life is shit.

My luck is for shit.

"If shit didn't happen we'd all walk around constipated"

by poopsniffer123 July 16, 2009

shit

Slang for My Chemical Romance. Go check it here my chemical romance.

Man 1: AWWWWWWW FUCK!

Man 2: What?

Man 1: I stepped in some My Chemical Romance!

Man 2: Dude that's some shit!

Man 1: What is the diffrence?

by Tyler Moody September 5, 2008

shit

1)The end result of eating food.2)something that smells like shit. 3) The bomb!

1.I have to take a shit. 2)Something smells like shit.
3)This is some good shit.

by John CANZ September 16, 2008

the shits

soggy/lumpy substance passed through the arsehole pretty much always smells like a family of badgers have died up ur arse a month before release also see townie

damn i think that curry gave me the shits
look at those townie shits

by mark innit October 27, 2003

shit

The thing that comes out of your ass at the most inconvenient of times and places.

Lo! mine asshole hath opened up! Look how a fiery torrent of shit doth rain forth from it! 'Twas a shameful mistake to have eaten beans the other night!

by nat s. March 18, 2008

the shit

The Police

Origin west midlands, England

Extension of the term the filth

"Scarper ere cum The Shit"

"Leave 'im to bleed, 'es one of The Shit"

by Bobby Kanker August 14, 2003

shit talks shit

A phrase to address someone who likes to talk a lot of shit. It means that the person talking shit, is actually shit.

John: "Dude, you are such a douche and suck at everything."
Bill: "Shit talks shit"

by AGomes January 11, 2012