Shaft Handler

A highly skilled Bar/Pick-up hockey player.

Man! Toms a real Shaft Handler.

by PatsMySon October 4, 2018

The American flag shaft

When you paint your cock to look as if it was a flag. Then you insert a metal or wooden rod in your urethra. Next you take a powerful concoction of Red Bull, Viagra, and Cocane. Generally the top does this act while the bottom consumes laxatives.

John and Josh wanted to perform the American flag shaft, but they had no paint and laxatives

by Mr.CockBlender January 4, 2023

Wombulator Shaft

The mythical, most important part, and cause of all inexplicable failures, in any complex mechanical system, from an automobile to a starship.

Yep, you definitely snapped your wombulator shaft. That's not gonna cheap.

by opposito June 23, 2017

Shaft

A mans and maybe a woman’s(hope not) private under there shorts that can get hard when they see something they like

Bro my shaft just got so hard when I looked at a picture of queen Elizabeth

by Chance_larger06 June 23, 2019

Strait Shaft

A dick that has absolutely zero curvature.

That banana looks just like freddy’s strait shaft

by Stanalost March 24, 2025

shaft juice

Anything excreted from the penis drunk as a juice sperm, piss, kidney stones, need I say more

Dude she slurped the shaft juice

by Shaft juicer February 22, 2022

shaft grave

Noun. A shaft grave is when the dick is so good it completely blows out your pussy like a deflated pool float.

Yo dawg, Clarice got put into the shaft grave last week.

by Nippppppplesareweird August 20, 2020