Birthday Shaft

When the only present you give the birthday girl is your birthday dick. Happy Birthday.

Girl, you're about to get birthday shaft for a present.

by Totally not Bill July 24, 2016

Mind-shaft

When a fellow chap thinks with his male genital organ rather than his head

"Look at you John, she took half of your equitable estate, your kinds, and all she gave you is god damn squirrel AIDS, and hepatitis A through Z! Really naive; you should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and start using that big melon of yours."

by John-0-notelb October 10, 2016

shaft lipping

Getting a blow job while committing a felony at Kohl's...#Purdue

The last time I talked to my mother was when she bailed me out for shaft lipping at Kohl's.

by Purdue Kohl's Thief September 30, 2013

slurp shaft

When she slurp on that shaft like it’s corn on the cob

Damn mommy it’s 4th of July why don’t you give me some slurp shaft

by Pork master W July 13, 2021

swivel shafting

Being on the giving end of sex in a swivel chair. You know the ones. Those office chairs that you can adjust the height of with the little lever.

I tried swivel shafting my girlfriend,but it was really hard to do as she kept falling off.

by Klitorissa May 27, 2016

twin shafting

Twin shafting is a form of mutual masterbation where two males stand facing each other; one of the males places both penises in his hand, and strokes both shafts simultaneously.

Peter and Ryan are downtown; both have drank at least a six pack worth of beer. Peter and Ryan meet in an alley behind the bar and both are coming out of bad relationships. After a night of gossiping to one another, Ryan suggests to Peter they play tummy sticks. Peter says no, instead let's try Twin Shafting.

by moose5000 September 30, 2012

Shaft one

What an angry boy says before he blocks you for 16 minutes and then adds you back and says I love you

“You can literally shaft one”

by Shafter101 July 2, 2019