cat scratches

used by someone referring to small ‘non-serious’ cat-like self harm cuts

“are those sh cuts?”

“oh yeah, but they’re only cat scratches”

by limpbizzz49 August 25, 2022

Cat Scratches

Usually used about self-harm cuts that either don't or barely break the skin.

Jack: "I accidentally cut way to deep last night, I think I saw the bone."

Jill: "oh my gosh, I hope you're okay. I can only do cat scratches."

by November 28, 2024

Pork Scratchings

Means you’re running low on money, or have no money to do anything when it comes to going out with your mates
Or saving the last amount of your money left and staying indoors until the next payday

Friend; “come out with the boys tonight for a few pints”
You; “nah I can’t tonight mate I’m running off pork scratchings at the minute until my next payday”
Friend; “no worries mate catch you next time”

by Madferit🍋 October 30, 2023

kitty kitty scratch scratch¬

dum shit my friends say.

usually said in a singing voice.

Person 1: yo my grandma died
Person 2: kitty kitty scratch scratch¬
Person 1: thanks, im alot better now

by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 03, 2023

Scratching Monster

Also know as the Scratchy Monster, a story talked about between children of a being that comes in the middle of the night and leaves little scratches on people. The story was made by kids as a way to explain why sometimes they would wake up with scratches they don't remember receiving.

Some kids say he comes when you have been bad but the more common believe is that the monster has no reason, he's simple not a nice guy.

Basically any time a kid goes to bed and wakes up with a scratch he or she didn't have when going to bed is labeled as a Scratching Monster attack.

by AnimeLoveLover123 July 24, 2014

Scratch The Kitty

Coitus. To have intimate relations

Bro, chick I been dating just called and said it's time I scratch the kitty.

by Bono Wakler July 22, 2023

Scratch Sludge

When you take whatever random ingredients/leftovers you have in your kitchen and mix them together into a meal or filling. Easy way to clean out your fridge and make food at the same time. Whenever I make it, I bake into enchiladas.
Call em Alex's Leftover Enchiladas. Ooooold family recipe.

"I needed to clean out my fridge and was hungry af so I made some scratch sludge."

by pseudonymph May 30, 2018