Sanafer syndrome 

Sanafer syndrome (aka Ali Ketaminosis) is a cruicially rare disorder that occurs in 1/26 billion children. Symptoms include leaving the house 20-6,529 minutes late, being percieved as a zionist jew scum, getting dicked on in brawlhalla, and having tourrettes-like ticks that cause the subject spasms making them repeat phrases like: “Maaan, shiiit, fuuuck, and most commonly, what time is iiit.”

Example

Doctor: “I’m really sorry Maam. The tests conclude that your son… *feels so bad he starts jerking off*
YOUR SON HAS SANAFER SYNDROME😖😖😖”

Mom: “NOO! NO! NO NO NO NO NOOOO! IT CAN’T BE. WE ARE NORMAL PEOPLE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!! WHY GOD. WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!😭😭😭”

Doctor: “I’m truly sorry maam. It’s not your fault. It may not be too late however. It is possible that this whole conundrum may be avoided! By keeping your son away from Buzz, never allowing him to cross the threshold of 20%, and keep him off the solpadine, perhaps your son might be saved!”

Mom: “OMGGGGGGG OH EM JEEEEE!!!!!! Is there any way I can thank you for this?!”

Old Wrinkle Balls Doctor:” …”

Sanafer syndrome by BigDaddyPlantation October 25, 2023

Sanafer Syndrome 

Sanafer syndrome (also referred to as Ali Ketaminosis) is a crucially scarce disorder, and has the possibility to inflict its curse on 1/26 billion kids. Symptoms include extreme tardiness to anything, usually showing up 26-9,420 minutes later than expected to. Other symptoms include being mistaken for a zionist jew scum due to the unique deformation of the nasal cavaties that is caused by the syndrome, paralyzing laziness, and tourettes-like spasms causing the subject to say things very often such as: “Maaan, shiiiit, fuuuck, what time is iiiit, (and most commonly) my phone is deaaad😩”

Doctor: “I’m terribly sorry madam, however the tests have proven to show… *feels so bad he starts jerking off to feel better*

YOUR SON HAS SANAFER SYNDROME❗️”

Mom: “NOOOOOOO!!!!! NO ! NO! NOO NOO NO NO NOOOOOO!!!!!! IT CAN’T BE! WE DID NOTHING WRONG NOTHING WAS WRONG. WHY GOD. WHYYYYY!!!!”

Doctor: *Stops jerking off* “Like I said maam I’m terribly sorry. But fear not. For I may have a solution to this abomination. By keeping it off buzz, specifically restraining it from crossing the 20% threshold, as well as keeping it off the ganja, with a nose job your son may have a fighting chance in this world.”

Mom: “OH THANK YOU DOCTOR THANK YOU. How will I ever repay you for this?”

Old wrinkle balls doctor: “…”

Sanafer Syndrome by BigDaddyPlantation October 25, 2023

Samaara

Samaara's are wonderful people who you would be lucky to attract in your life.
They are gorgeous people who tend to be sleepy all the time.
Samaara's always have a book in hand and often adore literature.
Samaara's are a natural lie detector and can always sense what a person might be feeling.
They have luscious hair and big bright eyes that see right through you.
If you betray a Samaara, she will never consider you a person again.
All in all, they are giving people who love music and making the people around them happy

person 1: she yawns all day and is gorgeous
person 2: You mean, she's a Samaara

Samaara by Ash_tag November 13, 2023

Sanaeca

Short, 3'1,slim,flat,depressing person ever , shorter than her mom, asexual, asian, chinese, homophobic.

sanaeca is oh uh ew and autitic

Sanaeca by uh sanaeca is ew November 14, 2023

Sanaiyah

Sanaiyah is a fine lightskin who has a lot of hoes, she also has a fat ass and has lots of friends. Sanaiyah also has nice curly hair and is mean to people who try her. She is very beautiful with and without makeup but usually doesn’t wear makeup. she also always rejects people then complains that she is single. GET YOU A SANAIYAH!!

I saw a girl named sanaiyah and I thought she was really pretty.

Sanaiyah by Sanaiyah November 19, 2023

Sanaiyah

Sanaiyah is a fine lightskin who has a lot of hoes, she also has a fat ass and has lots of friends. Sanaiyah also has nice curly hair and is mean to people who try her. She is very beautiful with and without makeup but usually doesn’t wear makeup. she also always rejects people then complains that she is single. GET YOU A SANAIYAH!!

GET YOU A SANAIYAH!!

Sanaiyah by Sanaiyah November 19, 2023

sanaeyah 

The most prettiest girl in the world if you see a sanaeyah you are vary lucky to be in the present of one of the most beautiful gorgeous girl in the universe

Person one: yo Josh you see the new girl sanaeyah?

Josh: yeah I have she is a total baddie

sanaeyah by Deto November 20, 2023