louisiana rub

After having anal sex one proceeds to get a hand job using the fecal matter left on the penis as lubrication.
girl1: my boyfriend wanted a louisiana rub last night but i had the runs so it got kinda sloppy

girl2: i hope you washed your hands befor we ate
by king PoP February 12, 2012
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rubbing staches

When you make out with a girl that has more or equal amount of facial hair (specifically the mustache) as the male. it is considered rubbing staches.
When Nick Belton makes out with his girlfriend, they are rubbing staches.

See Nick Belton (pussy whipped definition 47, page 7)
by Meitein January 31, 2010
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rubbing mustache

I need to go rub a mustache, before I burst my colostomy bag!!!
by johnhenry June 02, 2004
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rub job

(1) cleaning -removing the funky film found on the surface of everything in the known universe!!, accomplished by repeated rubbing with some cleaner/s and/or abrasive.

(2) sex and pain relief -achieving satisfaction of one kind or another via rubbing; ie: rubbing ones' cock, clitoris, tits, back, feet, head, tubing...on and on...........

A RUB JOB IS ALWAYS CYCLICAL!! AND PRETTY MUCH IS WITH ONE FROM CRADLE TO GRAVE!!!
the college boy longed to give those pert tits a rub job

the charwoman did a rub job on king foolsley's toilet bowl

i did a rub job on my crank, till i had a geyser!

mark did a rub job on judy's feet
by michael foolsley December 22, 2009
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rub-a-dub

n., a frotteur. v., the act of frottage.
"Jimmy did a rub-a-dub on the subway. Grossed me out."

"When I saw him 'accidentally' bumping into Ashley, I knew my stepdad was a rub-a-dub pig asshole."
by OffMyMeds November 08, 2005
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belly rub

if a man wants to fuck a woman he could use this expression. it implies he has a large enough cock and a hard enough boner he could "rub her belly from the inside" when he fucked her.
hey babe, wanna a belly rub
by dirty.diana June 27, 2009
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Louisiana rub

A kinky hand job in which the individual doing the job must use both hands and spit in his or her hands before doing so.
"Dude my girl gave me a Louisiana rub last night"!
by Ricky Youknowmyname October 11, 2011
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