sammamish rowing

A place where happiness goes to die and where the cult of boats practices. It is easy to get into this cult and the members will no longer have any time for friends or family. The horrible beings called ERGS reside here and symptoms of their poison are gasping for air, vomiting, muscle weakness, fainting and back injuries.

Oh James? He rows for sammamish rowing, he doesn’t hangout with us anymore.

by Young rabbi September 16, 2023

Rowing

A form of dual masturbation performed by two male partners. Sit down in front of each other, thighs overlapping, so your arms can reach the penis of each other. Grab each other's penises and stroke them in a rowing motion with your whole body, arms fully stretched (one leans back the other leans forward and vice versa).

For better results make sure to keep the shafts lubricated (Den Kolben gut einölen).

Jeremy and I had a steamy rowing session last night.

by Rowing_Expert September 22, 2023

Rowing Sexual

People who are sexually attracted to rowing and are addicted to sticking bowl balls in their asses.

Damn I love fucking rowing. I must be Rowing Sexual.

by anonymous December 3, 2021

Braeden Rowe

Braeden is a boomer nerd

Braeden Rowe is a boomer

by ianboomer October 21, 2019

chicago rowing foundation

The best rowing team out there. The energy is so chaotic and crazy and our team is extremely close. our land days and erg tests will make you want to die. Novices wear too much team gear and varsity wears the unis, oakleys and visors. Our arch enemy is New Trier. The boys on both CRF and new tier team wear lots of spandex so girls have to keep their eyes up!! the one day we don’t have practice our team gets separation anxiety. The dock is COVERED in goose poop. Masters are also very intimidating as they stare at us carrying up boats. Coaches on the team are very strict and spooky but also extremely nice and caring. Regattas are so so fun and we all hang out in a tent. after practice we all go to dunkins and consume A LOT of chocolate milk, coffee and glazed donuts. in conclusion, crf is our family and lifestyle.

me: *complains abt crew*
anyone: then why dont u quit
me: bc chicago rowing foundation is my whole life.

by row girl shi October 21, 2019

meek-row-wah-vay

Also know as a microwave just a new pronunciation. This new pronunciation by Nigella Lawson. See the video at this site: twitter com /floellaumbagabe/status/ 1336283722484740096

I put my leftovers in the meek-row-wah-vay. The meek-row-wah-vay sits on the countertop.

by This Random Guy in Atlanta December 8, 2020

Isaac Row

A boy.

why u being an isaac row.

by Cowrow November 4, 2020