Kiss a Romanian day

Absolutely never

Aren't you glad there's no Kiss a Romanian day

by Toenail man May 5, 2022

Romantic rival

A romantic rival who you think is forgive my language an absolute fucking dick who treats you like a retarded mule and you just want to brutally murder him the first chance you got because he likes the girl you like but he’s so much better than you

Me: oh hey what’s up Myrissa I was wondering if you wanted to go to promcoming with m-
Ronald McDonald: oh hey fucktard. Oh hey Myrissa would you got to promcoming with me.
Myrissa:oh Ronald kiss me you fool
Ronald: really!!!
Myrissa:no
Ronald: oh so is that a yes

Myrissa: yes

Ronald: yes let’s get married and have a baby too

Me: hey but I was gonna ask he-
Ronald: shut up fucktard you know I could kick your ass in 5 seconds.

Me: * gets slapped * *whispers* romantic rival it’s time to go to the gym

2 years later

BOOM BOOM

Ronald: what’s that

Me: IT’S ME

Ronald: oh shit

Narrator: final battle ready ... goooo

5 seconds later

Snap
Narrator: Logan wiiinnnnssss

Myrissa: Logan you saved me Ronald treated me like a whore kiss me you fool
Logan: not so fast I didn’t come here to save you I came here to tear ronald limb from limb I have a much hotter girl now so get out of my face!!!!!
The end

by Afklabdor June 12, 2019

romantikk

a load of idiots on neopets who think they're insanely cool.

romantikks are ugly little dorks. they look like fish. not kidding.

by fuckingdie January 28, 2007

Romanian penguin

When a Romanian whore is giving you head and right before you nut, she gets up and walks away, causing you to chase her with your pants around your ankles, waddling like a penguin after her, shouting get back here bitch...

That Bitch gave me a Romanian Penguin, if I see her again, I’m gonna give her an angry pirate.

by Geo fence February 10, 2018

Romantic

A blanket, gender-neutral term for someone you are romantically involved with. A synonym for "significant other" because "significant other" is too long to say.

Person 1: "Hey, how's your girlfriend?"
Person 2: "Oh, they came out as non-binary to me last night. It's funny, they thought it'd be a big deal but the hardest part so far has been trying to thing of something to call them that rolls off the tongue."
Person 1: "How about a Romantic?"
Person 2: "Like a sappy person?"
Person 1: "Sort of. That kind of thing is cute in a relationship, right? But like... if you said 'you're my romantic', that could work."
Person 2: "You might be right."

by anonymous October 4, 2020

romani wanda maximoff

wanda maximoff is romani and jewish in the marvel comics, but she isn't in the marvel cinematic universe; in fact, they erased all of her romani hertiage and jewishness because both wanda and pietro joined hydra, aka Nazis. elizabeth olsen also played wanda maximoff in the mcu when she isnt romani or jewish. she has also said the g slur multiple times without apologizing.

i love romani wanda maximoff

by romani wanda stan October 5, 2022

Romania

A meme country that is known for being infested with people that want your wallet.

Romanians will steal anything.

by official_romania November 21, 2022