robert planting

The act of pressing a semi erect penis against someone while wearing tight jeans.

Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans on stage when his penis could frequently be seen bulging down the left pant leg when he would become sexual aroused while making love to the music during another amazing performance.

My friend Robert Planted me when I was kneeling down picking something up. I felt his semi erect bulging cock press right against my fat bald head. (Robert Planting)

by Roberto Planto September 28, 2014

Roger Whitaker

A person who spends his life on his knees under his bosses desk waiting for his next wholesale deal. Also see definition for poop stewart.

That damn roger whitaker getting all the wholesale deals again.

by poop stewart May 1, 2014

Robertsdale

If you plan on incestful intercourses, then Robertsdale is right up your alley! Without shit to do except go to parties in every other city, these broke ass citizens just park in sonic or hangout in the Walmart parking lot. Full of whores and yee-yee miget dick, they drive around the city blaring their exaught to increase penis size and attract the easiest women in town. If you’re looking for cheap rent or women, then this “family friendly” location is the perfect place for you.

No one:

Robertsdale: Fuck Mexicans!

by arealmanwhodontcareatalllll March 11, 2019

Romert

He is just a romert

All hail the holy romert

by Not olive January 31, 2020

Clammy Robertson

(v.) When you put sand into a girl's vagina and fuck her until pearls come out.

Guy 1: Did you hear John pulled off the Clammy Robertson?
Guy 2: No I didn't.
Guy 3: It doesn't surprise me, he is one kinky fucker.

by The Man With the Clam May 27, 2011

Jacob Rogers

A very very mean person who will steal your pencils and hit you with them. He is also very tall.

Jacob Rogers is so mean

by Y’allireallydontcare January 24, 2019

Oscar robertson

A basketball player that is very unknown yet could compete with MJ for the best basketball player of all time, he averaged a triple double (double digit points rebounds and assists) over his entire career, a very rare stat to find

"Man Oscar Robertson has to be the best player the Bucks franchise has ever seen, he was amazing"

by LTforMVP21 May 29, 2008