Chicken Ranchero is when a girl gives a guy a handjob, but she uses ranch dressing as lubricant. Then, it's optional to reuse the jizz-filled ranch as ranch dressing afterward.
Room mate#1: Yo i heard chad got a chicken ranchero last night!
Room mate#2: Ugh! That's gross! Did he keep the jizz ranch?
Room mate#1: Yes
Room mate #2: i just had ranch with my salad...oh my fucking god.
Room mate#2: Ugh! That's gross! Did he keep the jizz ranch?
Room mate#1: Yes
Room mate #2: i just had ranch with my salad...oh my fucking god.
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Combination of two words Rancho (ranch) + Cholo (Homie)
Recently arrived Mexicans from small ranch villages, who arriving to the U.S, over-exaggerate with the cholo outfits: oversize khaki dickies with long belt, XXL jersey with a 13 or Los Angeles , and some converse shoes.
This is done because they want to blend in with the local population, not realizing everyone doesn't dress like a gangster. Even the homies laugh at them, sad.
Recently arrived Mexicans from small ranch villages, who arriving to the U.S, over-exaggerate with the cholo outfits: oversize khaki dickies with long belt, XXL jersey with a 13 or Los Angeles , and some converse shoes.
This is done because they want to blend in with the local population, not realizing everyone doesn't dress like a gangster. Even the homies laugh at them, sad.
The other day that rancholo was maddoggin, asking ME where I was from with his broken English. I couldn't stop laughing.
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Danny: Oh Hey Johnny can I hit that shit?
Johnny: By all means my man...by all means.
Danny: (after hit) Oh shit man. I totally just got THE RANCHER HIT.
Johnny: No way dude. So how's your sex life?
Johnny: By all means my man...by all means.
Danny: (after hit) Oh shit man. I totally just got THE RANCHER HIT.
Johnny: No way dude. So how's your sex life?
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