quick job

to have sex mad quick

"My man got AIDS, he was hit hard; to get laid, he paid a crack head for a five dollar quick job" -AG from that 92' hit single "Runaway slave"

by Goochenberg October 10, 2013

quick tactical

When one is in dire need of a wank and only has short amount of time. Usually when one is soon to be in an arousing situation, or is simply in the mood but short on time. Usually not as satisfying and can result in dick burn.

"I was going round to my girlfriends house in five so i had to smack out a quick tactical."

by Jake C March 14, 2014

Quick-dump artist

Akin to a quick-draw artist with a six-shooter; ie; Gunslinger. The quick -dump artist is similar only with the art of the toilet bowl versus a gun.

"Hey Dude I thought you had to make a doo-doo before we leave." I already did; I'm a quick-dump artist.

by kingmerriam April 21, 2014

Katy quick

A compulsive blonde pizza eater who lives on a farm in bassett

I had a Katy quick last night

by Gavinder April 14, 2015

Quick Tug

Settling for a hand job

Netflix and chill ended with a quick tug.

by L0rdexp3ctati0n January 24, 2016

quick pickle

Having a quickie with a random person that you met in a bar, or literally any other public place, and doing so in that place.

Hey girl. Wanna have a quick pickle?

by regikeegus March 28, 2016

brian quick

Horrible wr that gets drafted to high and seems to always be on the field but never in a play

Look the Rams drafted another Brian quick
Shit

by Ramadan April 19, 2016