carpet-punching

(V)-the act of socking it to her. hard. in the vagina. once you realize how disgusting her pubes are.

when you are really excited about eating a girl out and then you realize she has extremely long pubes. so you punch her in the vagina really hard. leaving bruises.

AND

to crack ones pelvis with a hard punch in the "carpet" before sexual intercourse

Ricardo: I carpet-punched Meridith so hard last month she's been in the hospital ever since
Alberto: You're such a hard ass Ricardo, I don't know how you do it.
Ricardo: I know dude. First sight of those pubes and i knew i was carpet-punching.
Grant: Holy shit someone did the to me once..god it hurt.
Ricardo and Alberto: Man, thats just sick. We're getting out of here. Lets go punch some more carpet

by angels27forheavenforever August 29, 2009

Rhino punch

When taking a woman from behind accidently (or purposely) thrusting her head through a wall.

dude! i was taking lisa from behind and accidently Rhino punched her.

by Hethrir January 25, 2008

Midas punch

The gift of a golden shower while being fisted. Hopefully in a nice way.

The midas punch was the only thing that got her to stop calling.

by The Baltimore Foot Stomper September 8, 2005

Poontang Punch

When you're sitting down and that bitch standing next to you is just pissing you off so much, you just gotta punch her in the Poontang. Similar to Cunt Punt.

Sally: "Jeff! you've been playing Halo for hours! Spend some more time with me."
Jeff: "Wait, I have to finish this match!"
Sally: "No! Please just turn it off!"
Jeff: *Poontang Punch*

by Quesodude April 2, 2009

Taco Punch

When a female is punched directly in the taco. The female version of getting racked.

Did you see that? Dick just dropped too one knee and did a double taco punch on Jane. She deserved tho she racked him hard.

by Sidnous May 2, 2010

Punching smoke

How it feels to have sex with a girl that has a loose V.

What was Lucy like in bed?

it was like punching smoke man.

by ass-crack bandit June 11, 2019

Punch Lining

The act of repeating the funniest part of a joke or movie quote to your friends after they have all laughed at it, causing more laughter among the group.

Jeff: "dude that joke Chad told was hilarious."
Greg: "oh yea we were punch lining that one all night, it never gets old."

by Parkersaur December 10, 2011