puke stain

A person that demonstrates all the warmth and smarts that a puke stain would.
A Puke Stain may be Male or Female.

Douche bag is to Jizz Jar as Jizz Jar is to Puke Stain.

by Michaela Conway October 16, 2007

Puke Parfait

When you have consumed a large amount of greasy food causing your vomit to have distinct layers of grease and other food.

Translucent, viscous layers of vomit comprised the multiple tiers of my fresh made puke parfait.

by Paramagic September 27, 2012

puker

Extra hard bike ride. Refers to yacking over the handlebars, or chumming for coyotes.

The climb over Red Mountian Pass is a real puker.

by Flyin' Brian September 17, 2005

puke

means beeing who's totaly messed-up

Damn Howe you are a puke

Damn you are a good pukera

by howewookie August 20, 2008

pokedyourmom

act of poking someone's mom in the ass. Cards were publicized on a well known radio show.

"hey joey what did you do last night?"
"i pokedyourmom!"

by pika February 3, 2004

and then he poked me in the eye

A song sung to the music from Bomberman level 3. Relating to the thrusting of ones finger into the victims eyeball. The 'he' can also be changed for 'she', but 'he' sounds better.

*Get's poked in the eye*
...and then he poked me in the eye

by EC February 5, 2005

puke

to laugh hysterically. uncontrolled laughing

that joke made me puke for at least 15 minutes

by Forum September 25, 2006