Pork Stick

I refer to my wang as a Pork Stick because I'm hungry.
by Springloaded June 06, 2004
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Pork Sunday

To slap ones anus many times until you hear a suction noise, at this point the anus is very tender. When you begin to poke the anus your finger will simply tear through soft tissue and fluid will leak.
Guy 1: " Hey did you hear what happened to Mark?"
Guy 2: " yeah he annoyed phil so mark gave that noob a pork sunday"
by Dr.Saco 43 February 18, 2009
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roast pork

Bill "Dude slow down! Don't you see that crown vic behind you."

Geoff "Chill man its only roast pork."
by dudestoner2 February 07, 2008
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Pork Snorkel

The act of providing oral resuscitation services to a male's bologna pony, while submerged underwater.
1) "Leah really pork snorkeled Mike in the hot-tub last night", said Ryan.

2) Kirstin has no gag reflex. She was able to pork snorkel Larry's stinky pickle for 30 seconds before surfacing for air!
by BaconAteHer December 07, 2012
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pork barrel

1. A portly or rotund person.
2. A person with a fat stomach.
3. A witty insult, making light of someones excess weight
hey pork barrel, when was the last time you saw your cock?
by Paddymac August 29, 2006
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proper porking

the proper way to fuck a women in the ass to do so place the hand on the lower back and well if u dont know the rest u are probly gay or a virgin
Yeah mariahs such a slut I gave her a proper porking last night on the sports deck to tame her.
by slut dog October 09, 2007
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