You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 5 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive.
by dicknommer69 October 22, 2019
The threshold of finally conversing about poop that occurs between two colleagues which, once surpassed, is the indication of true friendship.
"Hey Macie wanna come over?" -Steve
"Yeah Steve, hold on lemme just poop first." -Macie
"Ah shit alright come back soon!" -Steve
"I might be a while, that burrito is gonna give me some killer Montezuma's Revenge." -Macie
"I'm so glad we just surpassed the Poop Threshold. I love you" -Steve
"Yeah Steve, hold on lemme just poop first." -Macie
"Ah shit alright come back soon!" -Steve
"I might be a while, that burrito is gonna give me some killer Montezuma's Revenge." -Macie
"I'm so glad we just surpassed the Poop Threshold. I love you" -Steve
by stevied2303 February 11, 2015
To poop a balloon is to place drugs into a balloon, eat the balloon, cross the border, and poop the balloon out later. This was used on an episode of The Office (US) in which Dwight interrogates everyone after finding a joint in the parking lot. (Episode written by Jennifer Celotta and directed by Greg Daniels.)
by beemer052789 July 10, 2008
When you shit and it comes out not very solid, so it mixes in with the water. This is the form of poop that is edible.
by NibbaShii October 28, 2019
What a mess in here did a poop grenade go off?
by I, Wreckerrr December 24, 2020
A penis with a head that is much wider than its shaft. The intended image is of feces being scraped or "raked" from an anus upon withdrawal of the penis during and after anal sex.
I don't want no small ones...and don't gimme that damned poop rake either.
Mine's kind of a poop rake, if I don't clean up right away there's shit everywhere.
Mine's kind of a poop rake, if I don't clean up right away there's shit everywhere.
by SouthSt.Louis February 27, 2007
by dunnyjake June 20, 2013