To poop a balloon is to place drugs into a balloon, eat the balloon, cross the border, and poop the balloon out later. This was used on an episode of The Office (US) in which Dwight interrogates everyone after finding a joint in the parking lot. (Episode written by Jennifer Celotta and directed by Greg Daniels.)
by beemer052789 August 01, 2008

When you shit and splatter everywhere, but the wipe is completely clean. As if the diarrhea fell in a water balloon which exploded on contact in the bowl.
Dude, I filled the punch bowl, splashed it on the rim and seat, but nothing on the paper!
Damn man, you dropped a poop balloon!
Damn man, you dropped a poop balloon!
by murphy_dog March 27, 2019
