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Soap Pony 

How to play Soap Pony:

1. You and your fellow rootin tootin cowpokes head to the corral (aka the shower).

2. Strip down to your chaps (aka buck ass nude).

3. Lather up the biggest mess of bubbles you ever did see.

4. Whoever erects the sturdiest sudsiest steed shall be dubbed the soap pony.

5. The soap pony will ride off into the prairie, as the other cowpokes pistol at the setting sun.
Noun: Soap Pony - “Always a cowpoke never a Soap Pony”

Verb: “Ma caught the boys Soap Ponying last night!”
Soap Pony by Super_soaper69 February 20, 2022
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Wheres my Pony?

A question of where ones new material objects are coming from. Expressing distates, disgust or feelings of neglect and deprivement.
Wheres my Pony? by subiliminal December 15, 2010

Coming out of the pony pin 

Coming out of the pony pin is an act when someone is confessing they're a brony.
My boyfriend was coming out of the pony pin and I haven't looked at him since.

Human x Pony 

Art in the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fandom portraying humans and ponies in romantic or otherwise intimate situations.
When art is drawn of a man sleeping with Princess Celestia, we know that somebody is into Human x Pony relationships.
Human x Pony by Arceus777 September 1, 2017

Gym Show Pony 

A gym show pony are usually newbies who try to act big and strong but they're actually clueless. They normally come in groups of 2 or 3, they spend their time gossiping talking about rainbows and unicorns and the guy/girl they met on the weekend, what they ate in the last couple days while glancing over their shoulder scanning others while they're working out. The usually do spot a few who they would like to compete with whether it's strength, endurance or what they're wearing. Gym Show Ponies waste their time by going from one machine to another only to do 5-10 reps on each one. They grunt while they deadlift to attract attention before slamming the barbell whilst giving their self claimed competitor a deadly affirmation that they're strong and try to beat that if you can. They proudly walk around as if they own the gym when in actual fact they look like they've got a dick stuck up their ass and they try to secretly wedge it out while they walk.
Selena is such a Gym Show Pony, all she does is watch other people and talk about her private life.

Kevin thinks his Mr hot shot. I died from laughter the moment I saw him leg press 100 pounds, I think he did 8 reps before he jumped off to catch his breath.
Gym Show Pony by Kick Ass Gal December 8, 2017

pony tail man 

1.A P.T.M
2.Quite literaly a man with a pony tail
1. Check out that Pony Tail Man
2. Mommy can I have a P.T.M when I grow up?
pony tail man by mista mandalicious February 26, 2005
A term of endearment; used to describe someone cooler than yourself, when you KNOW this person is cooler than yourself, you are just too egotistical to admit it.
Skater 1: yeah, man she's pretty cool
Skater 2: but she goes to some ponyass private school
Skater 1: nahh, she's chill
Ponyass by IAMNOTFIVE November 16, 2009