pencil wedje

when you are in class but you want to masturbate, so you stick your pencil up your pussy.

"I was so bored in class that I gave myself a pencil wedje"

by q-ballpopopopo June 11, 2018

Pencil Shaving

Pencil Shaving: When one of your female friends tries to act intelligent but ends up looking like an absolute spazmoid.

Example:
Abbie: Did you guys know that vaccines cause autism?
Jake: You do realise that's completely wrong right? There are studies to prove it you absolute pencil shaving

by Clit_B4n9 July 16, 2019

Diamond Pencil

ITS A PENCIL MADE OF DIAMONDS

Wanna be stabbed by my diamond pencil?

by Yikers173 November 6, 2019

On the number 2 pencil

For all of you ho's testing

On the number 2 pencil for all of you ho's testing. Basically if you want to test me I have the Lead for you

by Love number 1 period April 28, 2019

Pencil sailor

An extreme slamming procedure in drug culture. A male who injects drugs, most commonly methamphetamine, into a vein in his penis slang: pencil" to induce a dopamine intoxication trance. To discover "unexplored waters" of the psyche slang: sailor. Considered a ritual by some participants, it is usually followed by immediate intercourse.

Client: How you like getting high?
Money Boy: I like pencil sailors.
Client: Intravenous?
Money Boy: Nods in the affirmative
Client aside: This rent boy is dangerous.

by rethinker May 6, 2019

Pencil

the only weapon that is allowed in school.

"I just stabbed a student with my pencil."

by bean chan May 8, 2019

Pencil

A thing u right with

Hey can u give me that pencil

by Hey I’m here October 11, 2019