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Peruvian Pecker Wrecker 

when you take one peruvian guardian and lay him butt naked on the ground dick facing towards the sun, and then take one peruvian slut 10 stories up in the air and have her jump off the tower butt naked trying to land her asshole completely on his penis. If she misses the dismount, the dick will snap in half due to the high velocity of the ass cheeks
Brazilian: Have you ever been to peru?
American: No but i want to because i wanna try the Peruvian Pecker Wrecker

Spicy pecker juicing 

PHRASE: def: A male masturbating vigorously using Icy-Hot as lubrication.
We replaced out buddies lotion so now he's spicy pecker juicing in the pisser.
Spicy pecker juicing by Krackerino November 1, 2021

egg pecker 

Look at jay baos head, hes got a egg pecker!
egg pecker by Lisaannsbum November 9, 2021

Snow Pecker 

The nigger equivalent for Norwegian people.
Snow Pecker by J/M/C May 31, 2022

DOG PECKER FLIES 

A close family member to the fruit fly, but lacks discernment. Rather than gravitate to the sweet and sticky goodness of a booze bottle or fermenting raisin juice, the DOG PECKER FLY prefers to swarm around the swollen testicles of mangy dogs, too hot and apathetic to rid themselves of these pests.
Good Lord! Look at that swarm of DOG PECKER FLIES on MushHead's ball sac! Guess the only thing he's going to be humping is a bucket of Vaseline!