Penguin Pecker

Short fat man, with tiny pecker, who waddles when he walks.

Levi is such a penguin pecker!

by JLDub November 9, 2023

Pecker Blind

To be "Pecker Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Pecker Blindness can be seen in simps that are found in most corners of the internet, but especially in the replies of overly filtered mean girls on Twitter

Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being to everyone; He's gone Pecker Blind

by CassieWin November 12, 2023

keep your pecker up

UK
Old-fashioned informal for trying to stay happy when things are difficult:

US/CA
US and Canadian slang a vulgar slang word for penis.

UK
Keep your pecker up, old chap. Things will work out in the end.

US
You're an idiot. Probably got a small pecker too.

by esoul January 3, 2024

pecker lover

A person who can stop looking at peckers at the men’s showers

Hey stop looking at my penis you pecker lover

by Slurped buttface December 5, 2023

Pecker-whacker

Interchangable with wang-whacker, tallywhacker or bird chopping utensil, also might have been used like many other insults or rhyming insults.

Maybe after a very extensive observation period, I fear they might try to harm me tallywhacker with all these pecker-whackers with their pecker-whacking utensils. They have harmed my duck and now I have reason to believe they're sending the birds of prey level pecker-whacker dragoons.

by S'got"MostLike08TarotMagician" April 28, 2023

Pecker Puffer

A rude or annoying person; A phrase popularized by the movie Full Metal Jacket.

That guy is such a pecker puffer.

Oh yeah? Well you can go puff a pecker.

From Full Metal Jacket: ‘Are you a pecker puffer? Do you suck dicks?’

by SiL3Nt J September 9, 2023

Pecker parrot

When you plop you cock on your girls shoulders and ask her does Polly want a pecker?

Earlier while you were outside I gave Kelly a pecker parrot

by Tmatt October 5, 2023