Auto Smell Pecker

Auto Smell Pecker is another name for the Auto Spell Checker function when it changes your typing or speech-to-text into hilarious unintended sexual references.

Mom's text asking if I wanted chicken fajitas for dinner. The damn Auto Smell Pecker asked if I wanted chicken vaginas.

Great news, Grandma is homosexual!!

Ohhhkay?

Homo Hot Lips
Hot Tulips
I'm getting fisted now
Frustrated now!! 😡
Grandma is H O M E
from H O S P I T A L

by CrotchGourmet May 28, 2022

The Woody Wood Pecker

(v) verb: when a guy bends over to pick up something a chick runs up from behind in a strap-on and nails him in the pooper, while laughing like Woody Wood Pecker.

The Woody Wood Pecker: Chad got Woody Wood Peckered again when he was making his lady a sandwich.

by DominatrixLady March 12, 2025

DOG PECKER FLIES

A close family member to the fruit fly, but lacks discernment. Rather than gravitate to the sweet and sticky goodness of a booze bottle or fermenting raisin juice, the DOG PECKER FLY prefers to swarm around the swollen testicles of mangy dogs, too hot and apathetic to rid themselves of these pests.

Good Lord! Look at that swarm of DOG PECKER FLIES on MushHead's ball sac! Guess the only thing he's going to be humping is a bucket of Vaseline!

by Sausage Neck Pete July 6, 2022

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

Pecker

an over confidant individual

have you spoke to the new kid, hes a right pecker

by nujon October 27, 2022

pecker nats

The collection of small tiny flying bugs "nats" after having intercourse with dirty women.

That bitch gave me pecker nats.

by CGB86 May 12, 2018

Peckers Peck

When you are having sexual intercourse with the hole in a bird house and a bird pecks your pecker (penis) and you get a cut

Me: dude my dick hurts so bad
Mike: what’d you do bro
Me: I got the worst peckers peck last night from diseased grandmas birdhouse

Mike: how many times do I have to tell you to stop fucking bird houses

by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019