parallel parking

what an asian driver just cant do, they should start a new reality show about this. they can build em but cant drive em

hey check this sorry ass drivers attempt at parallel parking

by douglas epley November 26, 2006

nipple parking lot

-AKA the areola("areola mammae"). The pigmented ring around the human nipple, normally ranging in color from pink to brown.

-where the nipple parks.

guy1- "Man, I bet those jugs are all nipple parking lot!"
guy2- "Twin pancakes, fo real!"

by Apryl, with a "Y" June 14, 2007

parking spot

Place to park your car -- but only you can park there (according to my friend Iker). It could be on the public highway, but more likely in a company car park and it would have a number or your name perhaps, or the plate number of your car.

You'll have to move. That's my parking spot.

by Johnneeeeeeeeeee May 22, 2008

Pawling

A crack ass town overrun with wiggers and migrant workers. Some people refer to Pawling being upstate. Bordering Pawling is Wing dale, Fishskill, Patterson, Holmes/Whaley Lake, La Grange, and New Milford, Conn.. Most Pawling-ites amuse themselves by inhaling fumes from the local rubber factory. The local drug dealer is named Chester. Delicious sandwiches are also located in Pawling at Chris' Deli. Recently there have been a string of rapes in Pawling.

Let's go beat some of those Pawling kids with hockey sticks!

by A. Non Ymous February 6, 2008

parking place

1)the word that can bring a smile on the most gorgeous face known to life

When i say parking place, emily's face lights up and radiates a feeling that only a smile from her can give.

by xdafexd December 30, 2005

Parting-Gift

The act of ejaculating into a destroyed article of clothing before throwing it away.

Ryan Collett ripped his boxers from so much bending over, that he gave them one last parting-gift before disposal.

by Arkell December 9, 2008

Side-Parting

To shout at someone so loudly in the recipents ear that their hair is blasted to one side, mimicking a side-parting hairstyle. This is often avoided by those in the military most likely to recieve such treatment, by sporting the 'crew cut' thusly not giving the rapid exhalation of air any purchase upon which to lift said hair into this style. Originating in South London (UK) this term is spreading fast.

"You want to watch your language son, unless you fancy getting a side-parting from me!"

by Matt Grimsaw May 14, 2007