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Kevin (Park)

Also known as Young Suh. Is a hype beast. Rides off brother (Wonki) for Yeezys. Also wears fake bred 1s. VERY VERY short. Like shorter than Grace (Jeong) short. Claims to play guitar but never practices. Claims to be good at basketball, but realistically is not.
He's so small and thinks he's good at basketball, he must be a Kevin (Park).
by the two amazing friends November 25, 2017
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stretchmark park

A zoo or other park frequented by mothers and their children.
Mallory took the kids to stretchmark park to look at all the animals.
by JackSweet72 June 19, 2011
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pigeon park

Where sad emos hang out and sit on graves listening to My Chemical Romance in Birmingham city centre.
Emo: omg can't believe My Chemical Romance broke up, I'm so depressed. This is why my eyeliner is so smudged bru

Chav: dude you so emo you sit in pigeon park and slit your wrists
by I'm not o fucking Kay July 25, 2017
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Glamour Parking

Finding a parking spot right in front of the club/restaurant/establishment you're going to on a crowded street, downtown district, somewhere a parking spot is hard / impossible to find.

To his credit, Homer, a friend of mine, first started this. Now we all do it.
OMG that Lexus just pulled out of the spot right next to the handicapped parking. Quick! *the driver parks the car*
Everyone in the car altogether says/sings: GLAMOUR PARKING!!! (you have to kind of sing it a little bit)
by Troy Vogel January 22, 2009
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Columbus Park

Columbus Park is a park located at the edge of New York City's chinatown. It consists of six basketball courts, a kiddy playground, and a grass field used for either football or soccer.

Old courts (has three courts) are the courts that were built from the start. Those who are more skilled in basketball tend to play here opposed to the new courts which is usually filled with basketball players who are not familiar with Columbus Park.

Columbus Park also has a section filled with picnic tables, but instead of picnics, it is cluttered with senior citizens playing chinese chess on a daily basis. In this area, you can smell cigarettes and old people.

Across the street from Columbus Park is the popular delicattesan, "Sam's". This deli is very popular because it is right across from the Old Courts and especially during the summer, the players tend to buy their drinks from this deli. The deli consists of five tables and chairs that accompany them. Sam's has a large variety of drinks and sandwiches.
Basketball Player 1: Alright, we're finally at Columbus Park. So where do we play ball?

Basketball Player 2: What about these courts? They look nice!

Basketball Player 1: Sure, why not? They sure as hell look better than those old courts down there!

CTHOS
by CM35 August 22, 2009
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Normandy Park

Normandy Park, Washington is a small bedroom community between Seattle and Tacoma. It's along Puget Sound with large homes on huge lots. Several creeks run through the city, and there are lots of tall trees. It's very conservative and parents are very protective of their kids. It's also a very rich city. Growing up in Normandy Park is like growing up in Bellevue.
"Hey man, want to hang out late tonight at the mall? "

"No, sorry, my parents want me home by 10pm."

"oh I forgot, man, you live in Normandy Park. "
by Urban Planning Dude October 7, 2016
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cock parking

The act of “Netflix and chill” but instead of sex, the guy’s soft cock is parked in the mouth of the person who’s head is in his lap while they both watch tv
I was at Brian/Brianna’s house yesterday cock parking while watching tv
by Mmmzzz January 5, 2020
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