park links

Dog poo.

It's time we picked up the park links.

by Yer mum! December 31, 2013

cock parking

The act of “Netflix and chill” but instead of sex, the guy’s soft cock is parked in the mouth of the person who’s head is in his lap while they both watch tv

I was at Brian/Brianna’s house yesterday cock parking while watching tv

by Mmmzzz January 5, 2020

ted park

To pull through a parking spot and park facing toward the aisle.

I’m going to Ted Park so I don’t have to drive in reverse when I leave the lot.

by emkohlo August 22, 2018

Normandy Park

Normandy Park, Washington is a small bedroom community between Seattle and Tacoma. It's along Puget Sound with large homes on huge lots. Several creeks run through the city, and there are lots of tall trees. It's very conservative and parents are very protective of their kids. It's also a very rich city. Growing up in Normandy Park is like growing up in Bellevue.

"Hey man, want to hang out late tonight at the mall? "

"No, sorry, my parents want me home by 10pm."

"oh I forgot, man, you live in Normandy Park. "

by Urban Planning Dude October 7, 2016

pigeon park

Where sad emos hang out and sit on graves listening to My Chemical Romance in Birmingham city centre.

Emo: omg can't believe My Chemical Romance broke up, I'm so depressed. This is why my eyeliner is so smudged bru

Chav: dude you so emo you sit in pigeon park and slit your wrists

by I'm not o fucking Kay July 25, 2017

Car parking

The process of driving around late at night as a teenager with other people moving between car parks because you have absolutely nothing else to do.

"Hey bro lets go out with jenny and molly tonight, they want to see us!"

"No, I am not going car parking again just because you fancy molly"

by JMPdictionary October 19, 2018

Kevin (Park)

Also known as Young Suh. Is a hype beast. Rides off brother (Wonki) for Yeezys. Also wears fake bred 1s. VERY VERY short. Like shorter than Grace (Jeong) short. Claims to play guitar but never practices. Claims to be good at basketball, but realistically is not.

He's so small and thinks he's good at basketball, he must be a Kevin (Park).

by the two amazing friends November 25, 2017