batty paper

Another workd for toilet paper.

Used to clean your batty crease after the toilet

Jheeze I forgot to get some "batty paper" from the shop

by slyy99 September 2, 2021

paper canadians

Canadians only by citizenship. They may qualify by one or all of the following:
-does not vote or participate in the democratic process (doesn't vote)
-culturally non-Canadian
-writes, speaks and behaves as if they were American
-cannot distinguish any of Canada's history or attributes

Those guys over there have no connection or loyalty to Canada, they're just Canadians by citizenship, indeed they are paper Canadians.

by kmcj22 December 13, 2015

Paper Prize

An appealing reward that has no real value and is often nothing more than an incentive to elicit someoneone to perform an undesirable task.

Man, that employee of the month thing is nothing more than a paper prize.

by Tio Don February 11, 2009

paper muncher

Someone who eats paper to build strong leg muscles.

Jaime: I'm so hungry and my legs are feeling weak.

Nicole: Why don't you become a paper muncher.

by Suzie QQ November 23, 2009

paper blob

A pile of bills, paperwork, etc. that has been ignored for too long. Notionally, a paper blob resembles a space monster that threatens to take over the house.

I can't go clubbing tonight. I gotta do battle with the paper blob.

by arensb October 28, 2009

Scrapping Paper

When you don't have enough of a single wrapping paper left to fully cover a gift so you use left over scraps of various wrapping papers to wrap it.

I was forced to use scrapping paper to wrap my last few gifts.

by Beezykid November 27, 2010

Paper Dick

Paper Dick, Paper Dick is a game played around a table using a paper ball, the players are trying to keep the paper ball from hitting the ground.

"Let's play some Paper Dick!"
Robbie is sh*t at playing Paper Dick"

by oldmatehighlander May 16, 2021