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Pens Pencils Down

This here is the phrase Satan said when God and all his angels tried to stop him. this is the phrase that echoes through hell over the screams of all villains. This is the phrase that had the dinosaurs go extinct. This here, this very phrase, is the reason people cannot hear such high frequencies.
At one point in everybody's life, someone will experience the "pens pencils down". It is just like chickenpox, and whether or not you get it when your in a grade 8 math class with a teacher who's one goal is the cause you pain, you will get it at some point. Beware of this, because this in itself is a rite of passage. This in itself will cause you nightmares and pain beyond understanding. This is hell.
This phrase will catch you completely by surprise, in a time where you think there will be no need for quiet. However, as I have learned, there always is a lead. Be careful my good friends, and expect the unexpected because if you are not ready like I was, you will know the pain and suffering I went through.
Class: *chatting normally while the teacher does her thing*
//suddenly//
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *crying in pain*
Stalin: *stands up unsteadily*...

No you, miss.
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: *dies*
by anonymous May 23, 2018
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pencil

Somthing that has led in it and draws/writes on a paper
by desass June 11, 2018
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Pencil Shaving

Pencil Shaving: When one of your female friends tries to act intelligent but ends up looking like an absolute spazmoid.
Example:
Abbie: Did you guys know that vaccines cause autism?
Jake: You do realise that's completely wrong right? There are studies to prove it you absolute pencil shaving
by Clit_B4n9 July 16, 2019
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Diamond Pencil

Wanna be stabbed by my diamond pencil?
by Yikers173 November 6, 2019
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pencil

a wooden stick with poison to stab people in the eye with ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dear teachers, this is a perfect weapon for u to use against those students you hate...
Good luck starting the purge of pencils
by ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) March 5, 2019
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On the number 2 pencil

For all of you ho's testing
On the number 2 pencil for all of you ho's testing. Basically if you want to test me I have the Lead for you
by Love number 1 period April 28, 2019
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Pencil sailor

An extreme slamming procedure in drug culture. A male who injects drugs, most commonly methamphetamine, into a vein in his penis slang: pencil" to induce a dopamine intoxication trance. To discover "unexplored waters" of the psyche slang: sailor. Considered a ritual by some participants, it is usually followed by immediate intercourse.
Client: How you like getting high?
Money Boy: I like pencil sailors.
Client: Intravenous?
Money Boy: Nods in the affirmative
Client aside: This rent boy is dangerous.
by rethinker May 6, 2019
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