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Orthobro

The "Orthobros" are a movement of Eastern Orthodox Christians, usually converts, on social media. The "Orthobros" enjoy getting into twitter arguments against people that preach perceived heretical forms of Christianity online over theology etc.

Your typical "Orthobro" can be described as an Eastern Orthodox Christian Male that belongs to Generation Z, also tends to be conservative, to the point of supporting a return to monarchical forms of government.
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by Zoda1941 January 1, 2022
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Orthobro

A zealous, young male member of one of the Eastern Orthodox churches of Christianity (typically Russian). They are typically converts from Protestantism, and they gather on Facebook and Discord to circle jerk about their superiority.
Bro: I grew up an Evangelical and then lost my faith, but have now found it again through the Orthodox Church.

Bro two: Wow, you're an orthobro like me now. That means you're much more profound, mysterious and original than everyone else.

Bro three: Wow, I have now fulfilled my desperate need for inclusion and community. It's great!
by anglicanbro February 1, 2022
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ortanique

A adjective to describe how fancy objects are.
This glass vase is the most ortanique thing I have seen today
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ortolort

"god he/she's such an ortolort"
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Orthodox Halloween

November 7th. The day Orthodox Christians celebrate Halloween.
Child: "Φάρσα ή κέρασμα!"
Person at door: "Wait a minute. I thought Halloween was last week."
Child: "Your Halloween was, yes, but today is Orthodox Halloween. Now give me some candy."
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Orthodox White Person

The kind of White person that is described by CRT and/or has the behavioral patterns of a White Anglo Saxon Protestant.
The alt right is filled with a ton of Orthodox White People.

My friend thought he was being coy by playing devils advocate but really he was being an annoying Orthodox White Person.
by TheloniousAnkh69 June 3, 2022
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Ortarion

A less-than human animal that has no moral compass and should require no mercy or compassion.
Your ex James is such an Ortarion when ever he’s around.
by TheCloutGod June 11, 2022
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