Cabbage Bus

A form of local authority funded transportation that whisks the mentally challenged off to a magical world of group rehabilition, medicine and whacking off in public.

Mummy, the retards are whacking off on that Cabbage Bus.

by Gavyn September 07, 2004

wheels on the bus

The sexual maneuver in which the handle of a pot-lid is inserted into the anus of one partner while the other partner "drives" the pot-lid as if he/she were the steering wheel of a bus.

I've been waiting for wheels on the bus all day!

by MikeyCons November 07, 2010

Banana Bus

A girl with a huge ass that can take multiple penises.

Jenna is such a banana bus, we should go party with her tonight.

by francois m February 15, 2008

Bang Bus

An Anti-Personal Carrier. As in a US M3 Bradley.

Get in the bang bus, they are shooting at us.

by DesertWarrior May 27, 2010

anal bus

An anal bus is a means of travel for persons inspecting a rectal area. It can be via penis, dildo, fist or vegetable.

Don't eat that carrot. It has been used as an anal bus.

by Dave Raz April 14, 2006

bus driver

1) the broke-ass fat-ass disgruntled old-head who takes your poor ass to school or elsewhere
2) someone who takes you to school, figuratively

1) "Man, your grandma sure is a nasty bitch. And she's old, fat, and ugly. Come to think of it, she's also pretty damn broke. What the hell is she, a bus driver."
"Yes."

2) (makes 7 consecutive 3-pointers and dunks in your face 32 times)
"Call me the bus driver, because I just took yo' ass to school!"

by Nick D September 22, 2003

crunk bus

A bus whose route goes through the cruddiest part of town and whose passengers are the most bojanglin bamas and chicken heads.

When I looked out the window and saw all them nappy headed hos and then saw all them chicken bones on the seat next to me, I knew I was on the crunk bus.

by Gordone Capone March 02, 2008