Paper Poop

The remnant of paper that is pushed out from a hole punch on notebook paper. The Paper Asshole (hole reinforcements) goes where the paper poop came from. See paper asshole for more information.

I dropped my hole punch and paper poop went all over the floor.

by L J T II February 27, 2021

Adoption Papers

Joe mama pig pp man

Is that adoption papers pbl and spbl player

by Adoption Papers February 05, 2022

nanny paper

Nanny paper is when a girl squirts (usually after having sex or masturbating) onto a price of paper which makes the paper go all crinkley after it has dried out.

Girl: oh I'm gonna squirt I'm gonna squirt. quick get the paper.
Guy: okay I love doing nanny paper.
*Girl squirts*
Guy: oh this is going to be some good nanny paper.

by Bossmanjamie March 05, 2017

bad paper

what happens when the military gives you a discharge that is less than a fully honorable discharge.

private 1: man did you hear about tim? they gave him a bad discharge an now he has to submit an apeal to have his discharge upgraded!

private 2: little did he know that some bad paper would keep him from being able to do anything else in his life!

by switch1twitch April 21, 2010

Paper fleet

When mail trucks travel together in groups.

As I was driving to work today I passed a paper fleet on the other side of the road.

by Uzimac03 September 18, 2019

paper relationship

When you're technically 'dating' someone, but the actual relationship between you and that person has less than a platonic friendship would. Dating someone only on paper, basically.

Me and this guy are back together, but it's such a paper relationship this time! Ugh!

by tfiosinfinities May 02, 2015

Paper headass

When a girl is so fuckin flat and pancake ass is far beyond how goddamm flat she is

That paper headass is fucking gross

by Niqqa y March 14, 2019